Brian Kelly, CFB Playoff, Comedy, ESPN, Football, LSU, NCAA, NCAAF, Notre Dame, Pope, Sports

Brian Kelly Is Another In A Long Line Of Great Catholic Leaders

So yesterday was a big day in the world of college football. Two premier coaches of some of the NCAA’s most lucrative programs, Lincoln Riley of Oklahoma and Brian Kelly of Notre Dame, left their posts to join two other top tier schools, USC and LSU respectively. As you can presume by the title, I’m not focusing on Riley today, largely because I went to … Continue reading Brian Kelly Is Another In A Long Line Of Great Catholic Leaders

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Antonio Brown, Britney Spears, Comedy, Covid, Football, NFL, Sports, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tom Brady, Vaccine

Antonio Brown Is Proof That Conservatorships Are A Good Thing

Hello everyone, I know I missed you. After over a year of opting for naps as my escape from work, I’ve decided to dust off the ol’ twitter fingers and do what I do best, share my opinion on the internet. While this football season has given us many narratives that we’ve accepted as yearly occurances like the Texas Longhorns not being back, Bill Belichick … Continue reading Antonio Brown Is Proof That Conservatorships Are A Good Thing

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Comedy, Dan Snyder, Football, NFL, Washington Redskins

The Washington Name Change Is So Simple

First off, hello again everyone. “Everyone” is, of course, a very loose term considering “no one” has asked why there hasn’t been a blog posted during this entire quarantine. I don’t tell people that I like that I miss them either, so it’s fine. But with the sports world seemingly beginning to ramp up after over 100+ days of game re-run purgatory, I think it’s … Continue reading The Washington Name Change Is So Simple

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Comedy, Divorce, Football, Free Agent, New England Patriots, NFL, Sports, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tom Brady

Tips On How To Handle A Divorce

An entire region experienced something that many men have gone through. You come home, expecting to sit down at the table with your wife for dinner, maybe throw on the news in the background. A usual Tuesday. Then… Reality hits you like a ton of deflated footballs. The love of your life, the one that was by your side for 20 years, has taken everything … Continue reading Tips On How To Handle A Divorce

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Basketball, Comedy, Corona Virus, MLB, NBA, NCAA, NCAA Tournament, NCAAB, Sports

So Now What?

So… this is all just happening, huh? We’re just… not doing sports anymore? Sports are cancelled? What a world we live in. Not even referring to the world currently experiencing a global pandemic. I’m talking about the world that is coming to the harsh reality that we NEED sports in order to function. In the last 90 minutes, 4 people have just left my office. … Continue reading So Now What?

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Baseball, Comedy, Ghosts, Houston Astros, MLB, Sports, Spring Training

The Astros Cheating Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Baseball

Something weird happened last night. I was sitting in my living room and all of the sudden the blinds on my windows opened up at the exact same time. Immedaitly after, the windows (which are always locked) swung open and a huge gust of wind went through my apartment. I ran to shut them but was pushed back by something I couldn’t see. I heard … Continue reading The Astros Cheating Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Baseball

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Arizona Diamondbacks, Baseball, Comedy, Madison Bumgarner, MLB, Rodeo, Sports

Madison Bumgarner Proves Why Side Hustles Are Stupid

Just when you think things can’t get worse for the MLB… For months, baseball has recieved a ton of scruitny around the infamous Houston Astros sign stealing scandal. Recently, it has absolutley dominated the headlines due to PR blunder after PR blunder after PR blunder. "Our opinion is that this didn't impact the game." – Jim Crane "I didn't say it didn't impact the game." … Continue reading Madison Bumgarner Proves Why Side Hustles Are Stupid

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Comedy, Golden State Warriors, Ja Morant, Memphis Grizzlies, NBA, Sports, Steph Curry

Ja Morant Is The Prototype Athlete In Today’s World of Sports

A few days ago the NBA struck while the iron was hot and unleashed a barrage of newsworthy nuggets now that the NFL’s 6 month long stranglehold of the general public’s attention came to an end. The most “basketball” of which was a four way trade between the Hawks, Timberwolves, Nuggets, and Rockets that sent notable names like Clint Capella and Robert Covington elsewhere. Cool … Continue reading Ja Morant Is The Prototype Athlete In Today’s World of Sports

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Comedy, Football, LSU, National Championship, NCAAF, Odell Beckham Jr, Police, Sports

Grading How Terrible Of A Monster Odell Beckham Is

So LSU did it. They capped off their historical season with a historical win led by their historical quarterback, Joe Burrow, and their historically fun-to-watch coach, Ed Orgeron. In the aftermath and celebration, a high profile alumni, who always finds himself in the crosshairs of twitter trolls, started making the rounds again for his usual antics. No, I’m not talking about Booger McFarland, which he … Continue reading Grading How Terrible Of A Monster Odell Beckham Is

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Comedy, Football, High School, Jope Judge, New York Giants, NFL, Sports

So The Giants Didn’t Get The Prom Queen

When I was in High School I went to prom. Twice, not a big deal. One year I had my sights set on the most popular girl in school, let’s call her Carly Benziger. No, I wasn’t the most popular guy, but why should that stop me? I was on the varsity football team, I wasn’t losing my hair (yet), and I recently got some … Continue reading So The Giants Didn’t Get The Prom Queen

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