Hot Seat? Not One Buccaneer Attended Jameis Winton’s and Dirk Cotter’s Cover Band Show

TAMPA BAY, FL – It’s not often that an NFL team releases an official statement at the start of the offseason that they are keeping their coach. Yet, that’s exactly what the Tampa Bay Buccaneers did last January after their season ended with a disappointing 5-11 record. The move ensures the starting quarterback role will be held, once again, by former number 1 pick, Jameis … Continue reading Hot Seat? Not One Buccaneer Attended Jameis Winton’s and Dirk Cotter’s Cover Band Show

Sam Darold Has Not Left Times Square Since Being Drafted

NEW YORK, NY – It’s nothing new for a New York Jets quarterback to get lost in traffic, thing is that problem usually happens on the field. When Darnold was drafted 3rd overall by the New York Jets, they flew him into JFK airport and immediately took him on a tour to see the sights in the city that never sleeps. They stopped at the … Continue reading Sam Darold Has Not Left Times Square Since Being Drafted

Joe Flacco And Lamar Jackson Got Off On The Wrong Foot

BALTIMORE, MD – The NFL draft is all about the rookies, we all know that. What gets lost in the shuffle are the veterans who will, in theory, be replaced by the young crop. Every year there is one quarterback drafted that immediately seems to spell the end for his predecessor. This year is no different, as we focus our attention to the Baltimore Ravens, Joe … Continue reading Joe Flacco And Lamar Jackson Got Off On The Wrong Foot

Tampa Bay Lighting Ravaged By Mono Following Series Against Boston Bruins

TAMPA BAY, FL – In the days since closing out the series against the Bruins on Saturday, the Lightning have realized that there’s more to be worried about than the Eastern Conference Finals. Half the team has been diagnosed with Mono after sharing the ice with serial provocateur/tripper/licker, Brad Marchand. It all started when Marchand exhibited his newfound tactic of licking on Lighting Assistant Captain … Continue reading Tampa Bay Lighting Ravaged By Mono Following Series Against Boston Bruins

Drake is the First Victim of the Toronto Raptors Rebuild as Team Begins Search for New Celebrity Ambassador

TORONTO, CANADA – It’s no secret that the most buzz that came out of the Toronto Raptors Playoff run was the presence of famed rapper, Drake. The rapper/R&B singer/actor/producer attended every home game and did all he could to help this team from the sideline. After winning their first round matchup against the Washington Wizards, team ownership realized that the secret to their success did not … Continue reading Drake is the First Victim of the Toronto Raptors Rebuild as Team Begins Search for New Celebrity Ambassador

There’s A 99% Chance Johnny Manziel Has Kidnapped Baker Mayfield

CLEVELAND, OH – The emergence of former Oklahoma Quarterback Baker Mayfield in this years NFL Draft left many to wonder if his talents would translate to the next level. As experts often do, they turn to history to serve as a benchmark for evaluating prospects, and Mayfield was no different. Many would lazily turn to Doug Flutie when citing his ability to execute outside the … Continue reading There’s A 99% Chance Johnny Manziel Has Kidnapped Baker Mayfield

All Los Angeles Chargers Rookies Are Stranded In The San Diego Airport

SAN DIEGO, CA – The more things change, the more they stay the same. Or at least that’s the case for those that had their names called by the Chargers on draft weekend. As each round passed, each draftee was inexplicably put on a direct flight to the team’s old home of San Diego instead of the proper landing spot of Los Angeles. Since then, … Continue reading All Los Angeles Chargers Rookies Are Stranded In The San Diego Airport