With Josh Gordon Out Of Cleveland, It’s Up To Baker Mayfield To Continue The Trend Of Cleveland Disasters

It sucks I have to keep doing this. As I’ve said before, I love Baker Mayfield. I’m not going to rehash it, so you can read about it here: https://schoolhousesports.com/2018/08/17/i-cant-tell-if-baker-mayfield-is-my-hero-or-a-guy-id-like-to-punch-in-the-face-which-i-dont-know-how-to-do/ (give me the clicks) But again, this sucks. This sucks because I don’t think Baker has a chance of being great, or even good anymore. The Browns simply cannot exist without a perceived savior becoming … Continue reading With Josh Gordon Out Of Cleveland, It’s Up To Baker Mayfield To Continue The Trend Of Cleveland Disasters

The First Mid-Season Firing Of The NFL Season Needs To Be Jason Witten

Hue Jackson, Jason Garrett, and Mike Tomlin can relax for the time being (not really, Hue. You’re fucked.) because they are far from the hottest seat in football right now. Their seats, compared to Jason Witten’s, are the same as sitting down at a work toilet that’s still warm from the last guy. Uncomfortable, yes, but it could be worse. Anyone that has tuned into … Continue reading The First Mid-Season Firing Of The NFL Season Needs To Be Jason Witten

Shaquem Griffin Still Playing Is Proof The NFL Has Made Progress With Social Issues

Gay rights advocates when they read that headline… Domestic violence protesters… Everyone in the National Anthem debate But the disability supporters…? And that’s what I do this for. Now, obviously, I’m kidding. But I bring this up for a reason. Remember Michael Sam? You know, this guy? Most do. Most remember him as the first openly gay man to be drafted to the NFL. An … Continue reading Shaquem Griffin Still Playing Is Proof The NFL Has Made Progress With Social Issues

Hot Take: Sean McDermott and Nathan Peterman Need To Become Satanists

Talk about putting the “HOT” in hot take, am I right? For those that are unaware, McDermott and Peterman are HUGE God guys. They love him. They’ve read all the books; From the classics like Job and Deuteronomy to the newer, edgier stuff like Mark and Matthew. You name it, they’ve read it. As a result of their fandom, they’ve become the type to mold … Continue reading Hot Take: Sean McDermott and Nathan Peterman Need To Become Satanists

Notre Dame HC, Brian Kelly, Signs Sponsorship Deal With Maybelline

SOUTH BEND, IN – As Notre Dame convinces multiple young athletes signed on the dotted line to make Notre Dame a top 10 recruiting class, Head Coach Brian Kelly signed a life changing contract of his own. Earlier today the cosmetics company, Maybelline, announced they had signed Brian Kelly to a multi-year deal to be the face of a new line of makeup. “The line … Continue reading Notre Dame HC, Brian Kelly, Signs Sponsorship Deal With Maybelline

Is Jalen Ramsey The Worst Scout of All Time?

As I’m sure you know, Jacksonville Jaguars cornerback, Jalen Ramsey, made headlines a few months back when commenting on every starting quarterback during an interview with GQ. I know the context is old, but I’d rather talk about this than the spotlight he’s recently brought onto himself for his claim that he could play in the NHL with 6 months training. I brushed it off … Continue reading Is Jalen Ramsey The Worst Scout of All Time?

Ryan Fitzpatrick Is The Most Accomplished Harvard Alumni Of All Time, All Things Considered

First things first, apologies to about 70% of survivor pool players who undoubtedly took New Orleans as their team for Week 1. I don’t think there’s one person outside of Mrs. Fitzpatrick and some sad Jets fan in Secaucus that saw Fitzmagic pulling that performance out of his ass. I’m sometimes shocked this guy is still on a roster year in and year out. I … Continue reading Ryan Fitzpatrick Is The Most Accomplished Harvard Alumni Of All Time, All Things Considered