Snoop Dogg Showing Up At The Cleveland Browns’ Practice Tells You Everything You Need To Know About The Steelers

Last week, cameras caught rapper, marijuana enthusiast, and doppelganger of my elementary school librarian, (shout out Ms. Mumby) Snoop Dogg attending Cleveland Browns’ practice. For those that don’t know, Snoop is a HUGE Pittsburgh Steelers fan, who is a division rival of Cleveland. One video showed Snoop introducing himself to Browns rookie, Baker Mayfield. If I was a Steelers fan, I’d be pissed, but in … Continue reading Snoop Dogg Showing Up At The Cleveland Browns’ Practice Tells You Everything You Need To Know About The Steelers

Just So You Know, The Refs Are Fucking Up On Purpose

NFL refs have sucked this season. That isn’t news. Countless teams have fallen victim to  game-changing officiating blunders in the first 5 weeks. I’d post them here, but the NFL makes you go to youtube to watch their videos, and I know none of you will actually click something twice. So flashback to 2012. The NFL enters the season in a panic after failing to … Continue reading Just So You Know, The Refs Are Fucking Up On Purpose

For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan

This has been bothering me. As a Giants fan, we’ve always been the older brother in the Tri-State area. We were the brother that went to an IVY League school while the Jets scraped by at a SUNY. While the Giants would be helping an old lady cross the street, the Jets were kicking pigeons into oncoming traffic. Giants fans bought the keg for the … Continue reading For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan

Nothing Is Guaranteed With A Fully Guaranteed Contract

Well well well, look what we have here. The savior, the final piece of the puzzle, the missing link isn’t all he’s cracked up to be. Everyone in Minnesota hates this guy. Fans, they want wins and those are nowhere to be found. Nerds, Kirk’s brethren, can’t support him anymore because, after getting the “C” stitched to his chest, he has given “Captain Kirk” a … Continue reading Nothing Is Guaranteed With A Fully Guaranteed Contract

The NFL Is On A Fast Track To Becoming A Bunch Of Jackasses

Little political joke for you there. And no, this isn’t an article disparaging any side of the aisle. Just an observation. An observation that the NFL is becoming uncomfortably reliant on a handful of old bulls to be the face of the league. Sound familiar? No? Allow me to enlighten you. A major issue the democratic party currently faces (and I’m basing this off something … Continue reading The NFL Is On A Fast Track To Becoming A Bunch Of Jackasses

With Josh Gordon Out Of Cleveland, It’s Up To Baker Mayfield To Continue The Trend Of Cleveland Disasters

It sucks I have to keep doing this. As I’ve said before, I love Baker Mayfield. I’m not going to rehash it, so you can read about it here: https://schoolhousesports.com/2018/08/17/i-cant-tell-if-baker-mayfield-is-my-hero-or-a-guy-id-like-to-punch-in-the-face-which-i-dont-know-how-to-do/ (give me the clicks) But again, this sucks. This sucks because I don’t think Baker has a chance of being great, or even good anymore. The Browns simply cannot exist without a perceived savior becoming … Continue reading With Josh Gordon Out Of Cleveland, It’s Up To Baker Mayfield To Continue The Trend Of Cleveland Disasters

The First Mid-Season Firing Of The NFL Season Needs To Be Jason Witten

Hue Jackson, Jason Garrett, and Mike Tomlin can relax for the time being (not really, Hue. You’re fucked.) because they are far from the hottest seat in football right now. Their seats, compared to Jason Witten’s, are the same as sitting down at a work toilet that’s still warm from the last guy. Uncomfortable, yes, but it could be worse. Anyone that has tuned into … Continue reading The First Mid-Season Firing Of The NFL Season Needs To Be Jason Witten