Phil Mickelson May Not Have Gotten The Career Grand Slam, But He Was The Cool Dad On Father’s Day

Has there been a greater battle between millennials and whichever letter defines the older generation than Phil Mickelson’s “meltdown” on Saturday? My dad, an established old guy, thinks being banned from all future US Opens is a fair punishment. I saw some old British guy on TV, John Hopkins (great name), treating Phil’s actions like he clubbed a baby seal, or worse, got taco bell … Continue reading Phil Mickelson May Not Have Gotten The Career Grand Slam, But He Was The Cool Dad On Father’s Day

If LeBron James Has Any Sense He Will Sign With The Charlotte Hornets This Offseason

I know I’m not alone in being tired out from the constant debates in the media regarding the greatness of LeBron James and Michael Jordan. For those of you who aren’t up to date, here are the spark notes. Jordan is 6-0 in the NBA finals, James is 3-6 Jordan won a big game when he was hungover once, James won an important game while … Continue reading If LeBron James Has Any Sense He Will Sign With The Charlotte Hornets This Offseason

Being Unemployed Has Sent Me Down The Weirdest Sports Rabbit Holes That Cable Has To Offer

I’m unemployed right now so I’m watching every single sport you can imagine. French Open? Yup. European Golf Tour? Yes, but only because of the announcers. One time they used the word “supple” to describe the fairway. I have no idea if that even makes sense, but it was amazing. I thought that word was only used to describe breasts, but I digress. Before you … Continue reading Being Unemployed Has Sent Me Down The Weirdest Sports Rabbit Holes That Cable Has To Offer

JR Smith Turns To Twitter In Attempt To Lift Cavs Passed The Warriors

CLEVELAND, OH – After the Cleveland Cavaliers fell once again to the Golden State Warriors, leaving them in a 3-0 hole, the team has been forced to look anywhere they can for a win. If one thing is for certain, no answer resides within the sidelines of The Q or Oracle Area. Rather, the best place they’ve found to win is on the social media … Continue reading JR Smith Turns To Twitter In Attempt To Lift Cavs Passed The Warriors

The New England Patriots Canceled Afternoon Practice So The Coaching Staff Can Attend Sensitivity Training

FOXBOROUGH, MA – In recent weeks the defending AFC champs, the new England Patriots, have come under fire from players around the league for their team environment. 49ers D-End Cassius Marsh, Eagles Tackle Lane Johnson, along with teammate Brandon Brooks have all taken their shots. Well, Robert Kraft has heard these accusations loud and clear and has quickly taken action. After speaking with recently appointed … Continue reading The New England Patriots Canceled Afternoon Practice So The Coaching Staff Can Attend Sensitivity Training

After Months Of Thinking About It, I’ve Finally Figured Out How To Fix The Holy Cross Mascot Issue. Zay Jones.

A story isn’t dead if you bring it back to life. In case you aren’t aware, The College Of Holy Cross (NOT Holy Cross College (that’s in Indiana)) announced three months ago that they are removing their mascot, a knight, to distance themselves from the problematic history of the crusades while simultaneously maintaining their nickname, the Crusaders. As you’d imagine, this has sparked outrage from … Continue reading After Months Of Thinking About It, I’ve Finally Figured Out How To Fix The Holy Cross Mascot Issue. Zay Jones.

The NBA Is Not King No Matter What Your Friends Tell You

This morning my friend texted me saying that the last 72 hours have proven to him that the NBA is the king of American sports. I’m sure your friends have done the same. I’m not projecting anything on anyone here. On the off chance that I am doing that, just take five minutes out of your day (if you’re a slow reader) and read the … Continue reading The NBA Is Not King No Matter What Your Friends Tell You