That title isn’t entirely accurate. The real feat is causing us to be inexplicably shocked every year by the inept decision making of Cincinnati’s front office. I only titled it the way I did because the last sentence would’ve been too long. As football fans are aware, the Bengals have been appointment comedy following their last game of the season for the last few years … Continue reading The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played Was Convincing Us The Bengals Figure It Out Every Year
Does anyone remember the big issue with Minnesota’s new stadium when it was rolled out a few years back? It’s a crisis over there. I don’t even know what they’re gonna do when they find out about the bee’s. God help them, but that’s another conversation for another time. One thing at a time. Contrary to the date of that headline, this problem goes back … Continue reading Karma’s A Bitch: Vikings Are Finally Getting What’s Coming To Them
Like most of you, I lie awake in bed thinking about get rich quick schemes. Naturally, these present themselves as an intermission between the classics such as, “How can I peacefully, non-tragically, die by tomorrow so I can avoid work?” or “Seriously, how hard is it to rob a bank at gunpoint?” and, of course, “I need to close this porn video. It’s been 30 … Continue reading I Need To Be A D-Lineman In The AFC South
Some experts say, “maybe.” Fact: Ryan Day has never lost a game as a head coach, going 3-0 to start the season as Acting Head Coach. Fact: Jim Harbaugh has lost a game as a head coach. Fact: Ryan means “little king.” His name literally translates to “Day of the King.” Fact: Jim, short for James, is derived from the Hebrew name, Jacob, which means … Continue reading Is Ryan Day A Better Coach Than Jim Harbaugh?
This is a quick blog, but does anyone know what I’m talking about? During the Baltimore/Atlanta game, Ravens starting QB, Lamar Jackson, went down for a few plays with an injury. In his place went the one-time NFL starlet, Robert Griffin III, aka RG3. The color announcer, Tony Romo, started ranting about how Griffin has a new persona. How he’s changed his attitude since his … Continue reading Real Quick: Did Anyone Else Hear That Weird Thing About RG3 “Rob” Griffin’s New Persona?
Dear Jacksonville, I want you to know that you’re not alone. I get it. I’ve been there. Hell, I’m there now. I understand what it’s like to make the playoffs one year, think you finally have it all figured out, only to have reality punch you in the face like Leonard Fournette would a Buffalo Bills D-Lineman. Some could say it’s like Odell Beckham getting … Continue reading A Giants Fan’s Letter To Jaguars Fans
I know what you’re thinking, “Uhh… dude, Trent Richardson running is the same that as Jim Irsay driving after a night out.” But hear me out. By now you may have heard about or seen Le’Veon Bell’s recent comment on the NFL’s Instagram Post about Andrew Luck. An interesting idea for sure. The Colts are, once again, a team that looks like it needs one … Continue reading If Le’Veon Bell Goes To The Colts, It’s Only Fair They Bring Trent Richardson Back