We need to have a talk. Last month was the Westminster dog show and I, along with many others, was devastated and enraged to see Best in Show go to a Bichon Frise. I don’t know the in’s and out’s of what goes into the criteria of judging dogs, but I do know that one thing the dog must be is just that… a dog. I understand it’s 2018 and we need to be more open-minded as a society as to what something or someone identifies as, but this is border (collie) line crazy.
If we are going to start letting… “dogs” like this
win dog shows, I say we turn into the skid and start allowing robot dogs to compete. When you think about it, this idea has legs, four of them to be exact. Of course, an idea like this is going to have some backlash. That’s why we need a face for the brand. Someone who can identify with the robot community. Someone like…
No. Not him.
Kawhi would be the perfect
voice mumble for the movement. Everyone is still in hysterics over the new videos of the robot dogs that can open doors. That’s really just poor PR on their part. To allow robot dogs into the dog show with Kawhi Leonard would humanize them more than any deadbolted door ever could. It’s all about image. Don’t believe me?
I know, you want to pet it. Go ahead, he won’t bite.