Jalen Hurts Going To Oklahoma Is A Dream Come True

I’ve realized a lot of my articles are very negative. Me explaining why something, or someone, is wrong. I don’t want to be that guy. I don’t want to be this judge-y. I need to be better. So with that in mind, let me take this time to say how happy I am that former Alabama quarterback, Jalen Hurts, chose to transfer to Oklahoma. Because … Continue reading Jalen Hurts Going To Oklahoma Is A Dream Come True

Adam Vinatieri, The Kicker’s Kicker, Saved Cody Parkey’s Career This Weekend

It’s been eight days since Cody Parkey predictably ended the Chicago Bears’ season and we, as a society, haven’t really known how to handle it yet. It’s a sign of the times. Back in my day, if you missed crucial, makable kicks, you were crucified. You were kicked to the street, spit on by fans, had your jersey burned by the one guy who had … Continue reading Adam Vinatieri, The Kicker’s Kicker, Saved Cody Parkey’s Career This Weekend

Shut Up About Kyler Murray

  Stop trying to make Kyler Murray happen. Kyler Murray isn’t going to happen. Everything I’ve seen (2 Instagram posts) says “Member of the Oakland Athletics organization believes Kyler Murray will enter NFL Draft.” This is what we’re losing our minds over? This!? If we’re being realistic, the guy is coming off the last 4 months, in which he was the best football player in … Continue reading Shut Up About Kyler Murray

Congratulations To Notre Dame On Their Big Win Last Night

Remember when everyone thought Notre Dame didn’t deserve a playoff spot? That was a crazy time. Yes, I know Clemson won the National Championship, but I think Notre Dame won something far greater, legitimacy. As a Notre Dame fan, I’ve had to deal with a lot of people (like 3) telling me that Notre Dame didn’t deserve a spot in the playoff this year. That’s … Continue reading Congratulations To Notre Dame On Their Big Win Last Night

The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

I know what you’re thinking. “If we let the Eagles win again, we’re putting the entire country at risk. Another Philly parade would reach World War Z levels.” And there’s a chance you’re right, but that has to be a risk we are willing to take. Bear with me for a sec. People don’t know this, but Giants fans had just as much riding on last … Continue reading The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

I Discovered The Greatest Sport In The World Over New Years

Welcome back! I hope everyone’s holidays, and New Year, (unless the New Year is also classified as a “holidays”) treated you well. Both Christmas and NYE provided their highs and lows for me. Christmas peaked when my youngest, adored, brother was caught by our parents for possession of a grade 1 drug (marajuana) and getting in trouble. Look’s like the golden boy got knocked down … Continue reading I Discovered The Greatest Sport In The World Over New Years

What Does Your Team Want For Christmas?

Bills – Universal Healthcare. Dolphins – A white Christmas. Jets – A neuralizer from Men In Black. Patriots – Tissues, for 2 reasons. 1) To dry their tears from all the hysteria two losses has brought. 2) To clean up after thinking about their ex, Jimmy Garoppolo. We’ve all been there. Bengals – A Hue Jackson Voodoo Doll. A Huedoo Doll. Browns – A Hue Jackson … Continue reading What Does Your Team Want For Christmas?