Breaking News: America Is Being Oppressed By Europe Again

I just got to work, my manager is out today, so I have a little bit more freedom in my internet searches for the time being. After I exhaust myself from going through the automated emails our IT systems send us in the middle of the night, which is always riveting stuff, I need something else to occupy my time. Naturally, with a golf major … Continue reading Breaking News: America Is Being Oppressed By Europe Again

Why Go To Area 51 When You Can Go To The NBA Headquarters

In the last few days, you’ve probably seen the internet petition/joke/suicide mission to invade Area 51 to see some aliens. “They can’t stop all of us,” is the mantra and it’s sound logic, really. I know the Air Force is the Air Force, and guns are guns, but a million people is a million people. I mean, have you ever seen World War Z? But … Continue reading Why Go To Area 51 When You Can Go To The NBA Headquarters

So What Did I Miss?

I was at a work training in California all last week. 10 hours a day in a windowless room, no cell service outside of wifi (which is only worth noting because none of my roommates have iPhones), and exclusively healthy lunches, which was maybe the most deflating thing about the whole ordeal, and that’s counting the nightly homework assignments. It was like college, except I … Continue reading So What Did I Miss?

Trump Has Officially Gone Too Far

When this site was started, I promised to never make it about politics. As far as right wings and left wings go, I believe those wings are useless here, unless we’re talking soccer positions. Consider me a penguin in that regard. But after what I saw yesterday, I think we have to change our policy. Like many of you, I was shocked to hear that … Continue reading Trump Has Officially Gone Too Far

Imagine Being More Deadly Than A Disease

It’s hard to believe that Knicks fans are shocked about everything the team didn’t do in this year’s free agency. For a team that deserves no optimism, and almost never receives it (outside of some Harvard kid being good for 10 days), Knicks fans always garner this bizarre sense of hope every offseason. In reality, it’s the media’s fault. New York being New York lends … Continue reading Imagine Being More Deadly Than A Disease

I Love This Team And Never Doubted Them For A Second

I love this team. I love ’em, I love ’em, I love ’em. Time is a funny thing. It moves fast. One second, you’re saying these women are playing like a bunch of dudes the next, you’re realizing you don’t know anything about anything. The USA Women’s team showed this past weekend why they are the best. Because they beat the best. Or at least … Continue reading I Love This Team And Never Doubted Them For A Second

The US Women’s Soccer Team Needs To Stop Trying To Play Like The Men

One of the things that’s made this World Cup so entertaining is the lack of flopping. And, beyond that, the insistence these girls show to stay up when real contact occurs. Even when a one of them goes down, play has typically carried on. It’s gritty, and I like it. So to see this call for a relative toe tap, considering the recent history, was … Continue reading The US Women’s Soccer Team Needs To Stop Trying To Play Like The Men