Something weird happened last night. I was sitting in my living room and all of the sudden the blinds on my windows opened up at the exact same time. Immedaitly after, the windows (which are always locked) swung open and a huge gust of wind went through my apartment. I ran to shut them but was pushed back by something I couldn’t see. I heard … Continue reading The Astros Cheating Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Baseball
Just when you think things can’t get worse for the MLB… For months, baseball has recieved a ton of scruitny around the infamous Houston Astros sign stealing scandal. Recently, it has absolutley dominated the headlines due to PR blunder after PR blunder after PR blunder. "Our opinion is that this didn't impact the game." – Jim Crane "I didn't say it didn't impact the game." … Continue reading Madison Bumgarner Proves Why Side Hustles Are Stupid
And just like that, baseball has come to a merciful end. We, as a society, get to relax knowing that our only options for sports on Tuesdays and Wednesdays will not be found on MLB Network. However, unlike 99% of baseball games, this World Series offered some A+ entertainment which hasn’t been seen since the 2016 Chicago Cubs championship. Now, unlike the Cubs/Indians World Series, … Continue reading There Were Only Two Reasons To Watch This Year’s World Series
Something really special has to happen for me to open up my computer to actually write about baseball. Hot take, it’s boring. No joke, before last night, this was the coolest thing I’d seen in baseball since the Red Sox’ “beer and fried chicken” collapse of 2011. I remember being a little league umpire in my youth, and the head umps would always warn you … Continue reading Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Did you all miss me? Don’t answer that. Ever since Hockey and Basketball ended, I’ve been lost. I would’ve written about Boston losing the Stanley Cup, but what’s the point? I’ve made just about every Boston joke I can think of on this site, and my avid reader(s) (you (guys)) would likely be disappointed at the lack of originality. And the NBA… yeah that was … Continue reading I Have No Idea What The Fuck To Write About
So the big news in baseball, right now, is the impending signing of All-Star free agent pitcher, Dallas Keuchel. Whether or not he actually signs in the very near future remains to be seen, but this is what the media is talking about. You might wonder, “why doesn’t the media focus on the games?” But then you’ll remember it’s baseball and outside of bat flips, … Continue reading You Wouldn’t Catch Me Dead Playing For The New York Yankees
Full Disclosure: I don’t watch a lot of baseball. I am one of those guys that says “Oh, I’d much rather go to a game than watch on TV.” But when I go, I get sunburned, drunk, realize I can’t see the ball, and stop paying attention. I did watch at the start of the Yankees dynasty at the start of the 2000s but have … Continue reading Baseball Has My Cage So Rattled Right Now