Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Something really special has to happen for me to open up my computer to actually write about baseball. Hot take, it’s boring. No joke, before last night, this was the coolest thing I’d seen in baseball since the Red Sox’ “beer and fried chicken” collapse of 2011. I remember being a little league umpire in my youth, and the head umps would always warn you … Continue reading Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

I Have No Idea What The Fuck To Write About

Did you all miss me? Don’t answer that. Ever since Hockey and Basketball ended, I’ve been lost. I would’ve written about Boston losing the Stanley Cup, but what’s the point? I’ve made just about every Boston joke I can think of on this site, and my avid reader(s) (you (guys)) would likely be disappointed at the lack of originality. And the NBA… yeah that was … Continue reading I Have No Idea What The Fuck To Write About

You Wouldn’t Catch Me Dead Playing For The New York Yankees

So the big news in baseball, right now, is the impending signing of All-Star free agent pitcher, Dallas Keuchel. Whether or not he actually signs in the very near future remains to be seen, but this is what the media is talking about. You might wonder, “why doesn’t the media focus on the games?” But then you’ll remember it’s baseball and outside of bat flips, … Continue reading You Wouldn’t Catch Me Dead Playing For The New York Yankees

Baseball Has My Cage So Rattled Right Now

Full Disclosure: I don’t watch a lot of baseball. I am one of those guys that says “Oh, I’d much rather go to a game than watch on TV.” But when I go, I get sunburned, drunk, realize I can’t see the ball, and stop paying attention. I did watch at the start of the Yankees dynasty at the start of the 2000s but have … Continue reading Baseball Has My Cage So Rattled Right Now