Luka Doncic Is An Embarressment To European NBA Players

I’m on a diet and don’t grocery shop. So I went into my local pub to get a salad for dinner. My order is the house salad, but only romaine lettuce, swap out the vinaigrette for caeser dressing, bacon bits, and extra croutons. I’m gonna look great for Thanksgiving, but I digress. While I was waiting for my order, I checked the TV to see … Continue reading Luka Doncic Is An Embarressment To European NBA Players

Imagine Being More Deadly Than A Disease

It’s hard to believe that Knicks fans are shocked about everything the team didn’t do in this year’s free agency. For a team that deserves no optimism, and almost never receives it (outside of some Harvard kid being good for 10 days), Knicks fans always garner this bizarre sense of hope every offseason. In reality, it’s the media’s fault. New York being New York lends … Continue reading Imagine Being More Deadly Than A Disease

I Have No Idea What The Fuck To Write About

Did you all miss me? Don’t answer that. Ever since Hockey and Basketball ended, I’ve been lost. I would’ve written about Boston losing the Stanley Cup, but what’s the point? I’ve made just about every Boston joke I can think of on this site, and my avid reader(s) (you (guys)) would likely be disappointed at the lack of originality. And the NBA… yeah that was … Continue reading I Have No Idea What The Fuck To Write About

Aunt Becky Is The Real Loser From The R.J. Hampton Decision

So yesterday 5-star recruit, and top 10 NBA prospect, R.J. Hampton, declared that he would not be attending college to instead play professionally in Australia’s National Basketball League. It’s an unprecedented move that has the potential to flip the NCAA upside down, which is perfect because that might make some money fall out of their pockets. Sure, you can argue that it’s irresponsible, selfish, and … Continue reading Aunt Becky Is The Real Loser From The R.J. Hampton Decision