Bills – Universal Healthcare. Dolphins – A white Christmas. Jets – A neuralizer from Men In Black. Patriots – Tissues, for 2 reasons. 1) To dry their tears from all the hysteria two losses has brought. 2) To clean up after thinking about their ex, Jimmy Garoppolo. We’ve all been there. Bengals – A Hue Jackson Voodoo Doll. A Huedoo Doll. Browns – A Hue Jackson … Continue reading What Does Your Team Want For Christmas?