Seriously though. What memory have I repressed that leads me to just automatically side with Odell Beckham regardless of the situation? Was I at the club when Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bob’d himself in 2008? And now I just feel bad for every good receiver we’ve had since? Maybe I don’t want to know, because it must have been really bad. If you’re unaware to what … Continue reading Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?
As anyone who skimmed through the NBA box scores before getting to the real news this morning, like myself, you may have seen this story making the rounds. If your someone who skims the real stories to actually read about the Golden State Warriors Memorial Playoffs (why?), you may be missing some context. Long story short, Odell sent a tweet explaining why he didn’t travel … Continue reading So Odell Beckham Said Some Things
If you haven’t heard by now, ESPN published an amazing article on the ineptitude of the Cleveland Browns under Owner, Jimmy Haslem. It should be noted, its author, Seth Wickersham, has had credibility issues in the past. However, I don’t care about any of them. I ate up every word of the article like a Clevelander eats horse shit. As I read the whole thing, … Continue reading OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin
It was Thanksgiving. I was excited, why wouldn’t I be? My family was hosting Thanksgiving, so I didn’t have to go through the effort of driving to a weird Uncle’s house, the house smelled great, I was encouraged to start drinking at 11am by my Mom, and we had a full slate of football ahead of us. Along with that, I had a guaranteed winner … Continue reading OK Fine, I’ll Admit It, Colt McCoy Won’t Win A Super Bowl
Last week, cameras caught rapper, marijuana enthusiast, and doppelganger of my elementary school librarian, (shout out Ms. Mumby) Snoop Dogg attending Cleveland Browns’ practice. For those that don’t know, Snoop is a HUGE Pittsburgh Steelers fan, who is a division rival of Cleveland. One video showed Snoop introducing himself to Browns rookie, Baker Mayfield. If I was a Steelers fan, I’d be pissed, but in … Continue reading Snoop Dogg Showing Up At The Cleveland Browns’ Practice Tells You Everything You Need To Know About The Steelers
It sucks I have to keep doing this. As I’ve said before, I love Baker Mayfield. I’m not going to rehash it, so you can read about it here: https://schoolhousesports.com/2018/08/17/i-cant-tell-if-baker-mayfield-is-my-hero-or-a-guy-id-like-to-punch-in-the-face-which-i-dont-know-how-to-do/ (give me the clicks) But again, this sucks. This sucks because I don’t think Baker has a chance of being great, or even good anymore. The Browns simply cannot exist without a perceived savior becoming … Continue reading With Josh Gordon Out Of Cleveland, It’s Up To Baker Mayfield To Continue The Trend Of Cleveland Disasters
If you’ve been watching HBO’s Hard Knocks so far you know that outside everyone’s clear disdain for Head Coach, Hue Jackson, the focal point of the series is 1st overall pick, Baker Mayfield. Now before I get going, let me be clear, I LOVE Baker Mayfield. From his first whip (this was listed as “dougey” until I googled what dance it was.) To his trash … Continue reading I Can’t Tell If Baker Mayfield Is My Hero Or A Guy I’d Like To Punch In The Face (Which I Don’t Know How To Do)