Hey Odell, Keep It In Your Pants

Well I got what I asked for, I haven’t needed to write about Antonio Brown in the last few weeks. But fate always has a funny way of keeping you on a path, and that’s where I find myself now. Talking about another… eccentric wide receiver in Odell Beckham. Yesterday the Cleveland Browns took on the New England Patriots for what was supposed to be … Continue reading Hey Odell, Keep It In Your Pants

We Should’ve Seen This Browns Season Coming A Mile Away

It seems just like yesterday that the general population agreed that the Browns were going to have a successful season. Some going as far to say that they were “the team to beat,” some taking their foot off the gas a bit and labeling them “a contender,” but the point remained that this was a team that was a shoe-in for the play offs. Now? … Continue reading We Should’ve Seen This Browns Season Coming A Mile Away

Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?

Seriously though. What memory have I repressed that leads me to just automatically side with Odell Beckham regardless of the situation? Was I at the club when Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bob’d himself in 2008? And now I just feel bad for every good receiver we’ve had since? Maybe I don’t want to know, because it must have been really bad. If you’re unaware to what … Continue reading Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?

So Odell Beckham Said Some Things

As anyone who skimmed through the NBA box scores before getting to the real news this morning, like myself, you may have seen this story making the rounds. If your someone who skims the real stories to actually read about the Golden State Warriors Memorial Playoffs (why?), you may be missing some context. Long story short, Odell sent a tweet explaining why he didn’t travel … Continue reading So Odell Beckham Said Some Things

OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin

If you haven’t heard by now, ESPN published an amazing article on the ineptitude of the Cleveland Browns under Owner, Jimmy Haslem. It should be noted, its author, Seth Wickersham, has had credibility issues in the past. However, I don’t care about any of them. I ate up every word of the article like a Clevelander eats horse shit. As I read the whole thing, … Continue reading OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin

OK Fine, I’ll Admit It, Colt McCoy Won’t Win A Super Bowl

It was Thanksgiving. I was excited, why wouldn’t I be? My family was hosting Thanksgiving, so I didn’t have to go through the effort of driving to a weird Uncle’s house, the house smelled great, I was encouraged to start drinking at 11am by my Mom, and we had a full slate of football ahead of us. Along with that, I had a guaranteed winner … Continue reading OK Fine, I’ll Admit It, Colt McCoy Won’t Win A Super Bowl

Snoop Dogg Showing Up At The Cleveland Browns’ Practice Tells You Everything You Need To Know About The Steelers

Last week, cameras caught rapper, marijuana enthusiast, and doppelganger of my elementary school librarian, (shout out Ms. Mumby) Snoop Dogg attending Cleveland Browns’ practice. For those that don’t know, Snoop is a HUGE Pittsburgh Steelers fan, who is a division rival of Cleveland. One video showed Snoop introducing himself to Browns rookie, Baker Mayfield. If I was a Steelers fan, I’d be pissed, but in … Continue reading Snoop Dogg Showing Up At The Cleveland Browns’ Practice Tells You Everything You Need To Know About The Steelers