Well I got what I asked for, I haven’t needed to write about Antonio Brown in the last few weeks. But fate always has a funny way of keeping you on a path, and that’s where I find myself now. Talking about another… eccentric wide receiver in Odell Beckham. Yesterday the Cleveland Browns took on the New England Patriots for what was supposed to be … Continue reading Hey Odell, Keep It In Your Pants
It seems just like yesterday that the general population agreed that the Browns were going to have a successful season. Some going as far to say that they were “the team to beat,” some taking their foot off the gas a bit and labeling them “a contender,” but the point remained that this was a team that was a shoe-in for the play offs. Now? … Continue reading We Should’ve Seen This Browns Season Coming A Mile Away
Seriously though. What memory have I repressed that leads me to just automatically side with Odell Beckham regardless of the situation? Was I at the club when Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bob’d himself in 2008? And now I just feel bad for every good receiver we’ve had since? Maybe I don’t want to know, because it must have been really bad. If you’re unaware to what … Continue reading Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?
As anyone who skimmed through the NBA box scores before getting to the real news this morning, like myself, you may have seen this story making the rounds. If your someone who skims the real stories to actually read about the Golden State Warriors Memorial Playoffs (why?), you may be missing some context. Long story short, Odell sent a tweet explaining why he didn’t travel … Continue reading So Odell Beckham Said Some Things
If you haven’t heard by now, ESPN published an amazing article on the ineptitude of the Cleveland Browns under Owner, Jimmy Haslem. It should be noted, its author, Seth Wickersham, has had credibility issues in the past. However, I don’t care about any of them. I ate up every word of the article like a Clevelander eats horse shit. As I read the whole thing, … Continue reading OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin
It was Thanksgiving. I was excited, why wouldn’t I be? My family was hosting Thanksgiving, so I didn’t have to go through the effort of driving to a weird Uncle’s house, the house smelled great, I was encouraged to start drinking at 11am by my Mom, and we had a full slate of football ahead of us. Along with that, I had a guaranteed winner … Continue reading OK Fine, I’ll Admit It, Colt McCoy Won’t Win A Super Bowl
Last week, cameras caught rapper, marijuana enthusiast, and doppelganger of my elementary school librarian, (shout out Ms. Mumby) Snoop Dogg attending Cleveland Browns’ practice. For those that don’t know, Snoop is a HUGE Pittsburgh Steelers fan, who is a division rival of Cleveland. One video showed Snoop introducing himself to Browns rookie, Baker Mayfield. If I was a Steelers fan, I’d be pissed, but in … Continue reading Snoop Dogg Showing Up At The Cleveland Browns’ Practice Tells You Everything You Need To Know About The Steelers
It sucks I have to keep doing this. As I’ve said before, I love Baker Mayfield. I’m not going to rehash it, so you can read about it here: https://schoolhousesports.com/2018/08/17/i-cant-tell-if-baker-mayfield-is-my-hero-or-a-guy-id-like-to-punch-in-the-face-which-i-dont-know-how-to-do/ (give me the clicks) But again, this sucks. This sucks because I don’t think Baker has a chance of being great, or even good anymore. The Browns simply cannot exist without a perceived savior becoming … Continue reading With Josh Gordon Out Of Cleveland, It’s Up To Baker Mayfield To Continue The Trend Of Cleveland Disasters
If you’ve been watching HBO’s Hard Knocks so far you know that outside everyone’s clear disdain for Head Coach, Hue Jackson, the focal point of the series is 1st overall pick, Baker Mayfield. Now before I get going, let me be clear, I LOVE Baker Mayfield. From his first whip (this was listed as “dougey” until I googled what dance it was.) To his trash … Continue reading I Can’t Tell If Baker Mayfield Is My Hero Or A Guy I’d Like To Punch In The Face (Which I Don’t Know How To Do)
CLEVELAND, OH – The emergence of former Oklahoma Quarterback Baker Mayfield in this years NFL Draft left many to wonder if his talents would translate to the next level. As experts often do, they turn to history to serve as a benchmark for evaluating prospects, and Mayfield was no different. Many would lazily turn to Doug Flutie when citing his ability to execute outside the … Continue reading There’s A 99% Chance Johnny Manziel Has Kidnapped Baker Mayfield
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