Life Advice For Andrew Luck

Hey Andrew, Heard the news. Sad stuff. But I get it. I, too, have found myself unexpectedly unemployed. Some might point out that getting “fired” or “laid off” or “being unable to be trusted in a 9-5 cube job” are very different than leaving on your own free will, but I simply don’t see it that way. Unemployed is unemployed. So, first thing you need … Continue reading Life Advice For Andrew Luck

The US Open Is Causing Problems For Me

Yesterday was Monday. No one likes Mondays. Everyone knows that the more memes that apply to a day of the week, the worse it is. Hilarious. And Relatable. That’s why Wednesday has been leaning on that one Geico ad for the last 5 years. Because it isn’t that bad of a day. But I digress. Everyone has their own way of getting through the first … Continue reading The US Open Is Causing Problems For Me

The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.

Sorry to be the one to puncture your boners, Giants fans, but this winning streak is bad. Very bad. I’m terrified right now. All I can do is try to breathe. See, as nice as it is to open up my Bleacher Report app and see this and this I have to be realistic about things. Team’s that go 4-0 in the preseason always fail … Continue reading The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.

Maybe I’ve Been A Little Hard On Kim Kardashian…

I, like many, am not perfect. I sometimes judge a book by it’s cover. Sue me. And I’m not afraid to admit one of the biggest cases of that for me has been directed at Kim Kardashian. Now I won’t say Kim Kardashian was a book I judged, that may give her a little too much credit. I’d catagorize her more as a National Inquirer … Continue reading Maybe I’ve Been A Little Hard On Kim Kardashian…

WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!

Drive 1: Every single Daniel Jones pass -5/5, 67 yds and a TD 👀 Say goodbye, Eli pic.twitter.com/MURmdOceVD — Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 8, 2019 Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly Shit… I didn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t. I saw the future. And boy was it bright. Listen, I’m a smart football fan. I know how stupid the preseason is. I know it’s never something to get excited about. … Continue reading WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!

So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?

Per NFL.com In this article you can find the following quote: “Previously, Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones said Dallas wouldn’t be “market-setters.” Each player’s salary falling in the “top five,” as Slater reported, would be in line with the Cowboys stance.” To that I say, “…what?” We’re talking about Dak(tice). Not a game, not a game, not a game. We’re talking about Dak(tice.) Zeke Elliot? Totally … Continue reading So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?

Danny Amendola Scares The Ever Living Shit Out Of Me

Training camp has started. There have been run of the mill storylines about undrafted rookies becoming stars in practice, kicking competitions that aren’t really competitions, O-Lineman catching punts to give everyone a day off, injuries, suspensions, and so on. It’s been fun. But, as I said, these stories happen every year. I really haven’t felt the need to write about them because of how repetitive … Continue reading Danny Amendola Scares The Ever Living Shit Out Of Me