Category: Dallas Cowboys

Comedy, Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys, Football, Jerry Jones, NFL, Sports

So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?

Per NFL.com In this article you can find the following quote: “Previously, Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones said Dallas wouldn’t be “market-setters.” Each player’s salary falling in the “top five,” as Slater reported, would be in line with the Cowboys stance.” To that I say, “…what?” We’re talking about Dak(tice). Not a game, not a game, not a game. We’re talking about Dak(tice.) Zeke Elliot? Totally … Continue reading So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?

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Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Texas Longhorns, Washington Redskins

OK Fine, I’ll Admit It, Colt McCoy Won’t Win A Super Bowl

It was Thanksgiving. I was excited, why wouldn’t I be? My family was hosting Thanksgiving, so I didn’t have to go through the effort of driving to a weird Uncle’s house, the house smelled great, I was encouraged to start drinking at 11am by my Mom, and we had a full slate of football ahead of us. Along with that, I had a guaranteed winner … Continue reading OK Fine, I’ll Admit It, Colt McCoy Won’t Win A Super Bowl

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Where In The Hell Is Dez Bryant?

It’s been months since Dez Bryant was kind of surprisingly let go from the Dallas Cowboys, and he still hasn’t signed. That’s ridiculous, right? I know that people love citing how many drops he had last year, I know his numbers haven’t fully justified his contract, I know he’s become more of a prototype asshole than a prototype receiver, but if the NFL has proven … Continue reading Where In The Hell Is Dez Bryant?

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