Adam Vinatieri, The Kicker’s Kicker, Saved Cody Parkey’s Career This Weekend

It’s been eight days since Cody Parkey predictably ended the Chicago Bears’ season and we, as a society, haven’t really known how to handle it yet. It’s a sign of the times. Back in my day, if you missed crucial, makable kicks, you were crucified. You were kicked to the street, spit on by fans, had your jersey burned by the one guy who had … Continue reading Adam Vinatieri, The Kicker’s Kicker, Saved Cody Parkey’s Career This Weekend

I Need To Be A D-Lineman In The AFC South

Like most of you, I lie awake in bed thinking about get rich quick schemes. Naturally, these present themselves as an intermission between the classics such as, “How can I peacefully, non-tragically, die by tomorrow so I can avoid work?” or “Seriously, how hard is it to rob a bank at gunpoint?” and, of course, “I need to close this porn video. It’s been 30 … Continue reading I Need To Be A D-Lineman In The AFC South

If Le’Veon Bell Goes To The Colts, It’s Only Fair They Bring Trent Richardson Back

I know what you’re thinking, “Uhh… dude, Trent Richardson running is the same that as Jim Irsay driving after a night out.” But hear me out. By now you may have heard about or seen Le’Veon Bell’s recent comment on the NFL’s Instagram Post about Andrew Luck. An interesting idea for sure. The Colts are, once again, a team that looks like it needs one … Continue reading If Le’Veon Bell Goes To The Colts, It’s Only Fair They Bring Trent Richardson Back