I Need To Be A D-Lineman In The AFC South

Like most of you, I lie awake in bed thinking about get rich quick schemes. Naturally, these present themselves as an intermission between the classics such as, “How can I peacefully, non-tragically, die by tomorrow so I can avoid work?” or “Seriously, how hard is it to rob a bank at gunpoint?” and, of course, “I need to close this porn video. It’s been 30 … Continue reading I Need To Be A D-Lineman In The AFC South

A Giants Fan’s Letter To Jaguars Fans

Dear Jacksonville, I want you to know that you’re not alone. I get it. I’ve been there. Hell, I’m there now. I understand what it’s like to make the playoffs one year, think you finally have it all figured out, only to have reality punch you in the face like Leonard Fournette would a Buffalo Bills D-Lineman. Some could say it’s like Odell Beckham getting … Continue reading A Giants Fan’s Letter To Jaguars Fans

Is Jalen Ramsey The Worst Scout of All Time?

As I’m sure you know, Jacksonville Jaguars cornerback, Jalen Ramsey, made headlines a few months back when commenting on every starting quarterback during an interview with GQ. I know the context is old, but I’d rather talk about this than the spotlight he’s recently brought onto himself for his claim that he could play in the NHL with 6 months training. I brushed it off … Continue reading Is Jalen Ramsey The Worst Scout of All Time?

Case Of The Mondays: Tom Coughlin Is Late To His Own Meeting

JACKSONVILLE, FL – It’s long been known among NFL circles that Tom Coughlin has a unique approach to keep his team punctual and accountable. Simply put, Coughlin turns back every clock in the facility 15 minutes backwards and expects everyone to follow suit. Those that fail to adapt and miss a meeting arrive to their locker the next day with a fine from the man … Continue reading Case Of The Mondays: Tom Coughlin Is Late To His Own Meeting