Imagine this, you just lost the Super Bowl, but it wasn’t you’re fault. You did everything you could. Caught 14 passes from the running back position, ran for 29 yards on 6 attempts… okay so you were only a factor in the passing game, but still. Despite a record winning performance, it’s all for naught. You won’t be able to hoist the trophy you’ve worked … Continue reading Julian Edelman Could Tear This Team Apart
Say what you want about Philadelphia. Say they’re classless, say they’re stupid for having fictional heroes, say dumpster pools prove that they are, in fact, trash people, hell, even say that gas station’s are horrible sources for food options. But don’t say they don’t know how to celebrate a Super Bowl. (Great Video Below) And as much as I hate Philly, and the people that … Continue reading I’m Already Incredibly Disappointed In The Super Bowl Parade
So… what’s the big deal? Have people forgotten how we thought this season was going to go? Clearly they have. Just a classic case of millennial A.D.D. I guess. Remember back in the preseason when everyone and their mother was getting penalized for aggressive hits? Like if a fan’s butt brushed too hard against someones knees when shimmying to their seat, they got flagged. Or, … Continue reading I Don’t Get What Everyone Is So Upset About
Two weeks ago, Todd Gurley was justifiably on everyone’s shit list after purposefully avoiding the endzone in the final moments of a game against the Green Bay Packers. While the Rams still won, it caused them to not cover the spread and kept the game from hitting the over. Gamblers, children, dads who prefer the game to be played “the right way,” people (Patriots fans) … Continue reading I’ve Forgiven Todd Gurley, And You Should Too
What did Todd Gurley in 3 years and Brandon Cooks in 3 months do that Aaron Donald couldn’t do in 4 years? You’d assume a team that’s trying to really turn into the skid of tinsel town with their stud head coach and GM who should be a L’Oréal hair model would try to keep the best defensive player in the league. You might say … Continue reading Whose Dick Does Aaron Donald Have to Suck To Be A Multimillionaire?
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sean McVay has got a problem. A big problem. Egos. Egos so big, I don’t even think Beyonce would be able to handle them. It’s no secret that the Los Angeles Rams have been the most newsworthy team this offseason. They’ve signed big name after big name that, unfortuantely, come with even bigger mouths. The arrival of the likes of Marcus … Continue reading Sean McVay Turns To Paint Nite Amid Concerns Over Newly Signed Personalities