So Now What?

So… this is all just happening, huh? We’re just… not doing sports anymore? Sports are cancelled? What a world we live in. Not even referring to the world currently experiencing a global pandemic. I’m talking about the world that is coming to the harsh reality that we NEED sports in order to function. In the last 90 minutes, 4 people have just left my office. … Continue reading So Now What?

The Astros Cheating Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Baseball

Something weird happened last night. I was sitting in my living room and all of the sudden the blinds on my windows opened up at the exact same time. Immedaitly after, the windows (which are always locked) swung open and a huge gust of wind went through my apartment. I ran to shut them but was pushed back by something I couldn’t see. I heard … Continue reading The Astros Cheating Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Baseball

Madison Bumgarner Proves Why Side Hustles Are Stupid

Just when you think things can’t get worse for the MLB… For months, baseball has recieved a ton of scruitny around the infamous Houston Astros sign stealing scandal. Recently, it has absolutley dominated the headlines due to PR blunder after PR blunder after PR blunder. "Our opinion is that this didn't impact the game." – Jim Crane "I didn't say it didn't impact the game." … Continue reading Madison Bumgarner Proves Why Side Hustles Are Stupid

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Something really special has to happen for me to open up my computer to actually write about baseball. Hot take, it’s boring. No joke, before last night, this was the coolest thing I’d seen in baseball since the Red Sox’ “beer and fried chicken” collapse of 2011. I remember being a little league umpire in my youth, and the head umps would always warn you … Continue reading Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

You Wouldn’t Catch Me Dead Playing For The New York Yankees

So the big news in baseball, right now, is the impending signing of All-Star free agent pitcher, Dallas Keuchel. Whether or not he actually signs in the very near future remains to be seen, but this is what the media is talking about. You might wonder, “why doesn’t the media focus on the games?” But then you’ll remember it’s baseball and outside of bat flips, … Continue reading You Wouldn’t Catch Me Dead Playing For The New York Yankees

Baseball Has My Cage So Rattled Right Now

Full Disclosure: I don’t watch a lot of baseball. I am one of those guys that says “Oh, I’d much rather go to a game than watch on TV.” But when I go, I get sunburned, drunk, realize I can’t see the ball, and stop paying attention. I did watch at the start of the Yankees dynasty at the start of the 2000s but have … Continue reading Baseball Has My Cage So Rattled Right Now

Shut Up About Kyler Murray

  Stop trying to make Kyler Murray happen. Kyler Murray isn’t going to happen. Everything I’ve seen (2 Instagram posts) says “Member of the Oakland Athletics organization believes Kyler Murray will enter NFL Draft.” This is what we’re losing our minds over? This!? If we’re being realistic, the guy is coming off the last 4 months, in which he was the best football player in … Continue reading Shut Up About Kyler Murray