Karma’s A Bitch: Vikings Are Finally Getting What’s Coming To Them

Does anyone remember the big issue with Minnesota’s new stadium when it was rolled out a few years back? It’s a crisis over there. I don’t even know what they’re gonna do when they find out about the bee’s. God help them, but that’s another conversation for another time. One thing at a time. Contrary to the date of that headline, this problem goes back … Continue reading Karma’s A Bitch: Vikings Are Finally Getting What’s Coming To Them

Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

I mean why the fuck not at this point. Eli Manning is done, his legs are done, his arm is done, his brain is done (not due to CTE. I got you’re back, Mr. Goodell). It’s terrifying because there is no other option. Even if I did think putting Kyle Lauletta behind center was a good idea, all we’d do is destroy his I-AA confidence … Continue reading Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

The First Mid-Season Firing Of The NFL Season Needs To Be Jason Witten

Hue Jackson, Jason Garrett, and Mike Tomlin can relax for the time being (not really, Hue. You’re fucked.) because they are far from the hottest seat in football right now. Their seats, compared to Jason Witten’s, are the same as sitting down at a work toilet that’s still warm from the last guy. Uncomfortable, yes, but it could be worse. Anyone that has tuned into … Continue reading The First Mid-Season Firing Of The NFL Season Needs To Be Jason Witten