Hey Odell, Keep It In Your Pants

Well I got what I asked for, I haven’t needed to write about Antonio Brown in the last few weeks. But fate always has a funny way of keeping you on a path, and that’s where I find myself now. Talking about another… eccentric wide receiver in Odell Beckham. Yesterday the Cleveland Browns took on the New England Patriots for what was supposed to be … Continue reading Hey Odell, Keep It In Your Pants

I Woke Up Like This

Imagine it. You’ve been going to your job every day for seven years. You’ve relocated from beautiful Cinncinnati, Ohio, a city that takes pride in the wrong kind of Skyline, for Atlanta, Georgia a city that takes pride in too many kinds of Coke. Over time, as it does for most of us, work gets boring. You wake up everyday knowing you’re going to deal … Continue reading I Woke Up Like This

Gronk Thoughts: A Moment Of Silence For Cam Newton Fans

This past Sunday, America looked at their phones in the middle of whichever underdog wasn’t playing Cinderella around 5pm to learn that the most talented tight end in the history of football, Rob Gronkowski, had retired. After struggling to read his Instagram caption about it, many took to the internet streets to voice their appreciation for the young man’s career. All except one circle, Cam … Continue reading Gronk Thoughts: A Moment Of Silence For Cam Newton Fans

Julian Edelman Could Tear This Team Apart

Imagine this, you just lost the Super Bowl, but it wasn’t you’re fault. You did everything you could. Caught 14 passes from the running back position, ran for 29 yards on 6 attempts… okay so you were only a factor in the passing game, but still. Despite a record winning performance, it’s all for naught. You won’t be able to hoist the trophy you’ve worked … Continue reading Julian Edelman Could Tear This Team Apart

I’m Already Incredibly Disappointed In The Super Bowl Parade

Say what you want about Philadelphia. Say they’re classless, say they’re stupid for having fictional heroes, say dumpster pools prove that they are, in fact, trash people, hell, even say that gas station’s are horrible sources for food options. But don’t say they don’t know how to celebrate a Super Bowl. (Great Video Below) And as much as I hate Philly, and the people that … Continue reading I’m Already Incredibly Disappointed In The Super Bowl Parade

Inside A Pats Fan’s Mind During Super Bowl Week

As I’ve said before, I’ve been living among Boston Sports fans for 9 years now. I’ve taken a lot of notes on how these people tick and I’ve got them figured out to a science. Fortunately, we’re in a great time in the calendar year. Maybe my favorite week. Super Bowl Week. From now to Sunday, I can map out how everyone in this city … Continue reading Inside A Pats Fan’s Mind During Super Bowl Week

Tom Brady Is Too Old

This fuckin’ guy… All social media has been showing me are all these clips of Tom running around making tongue in cheek comments about his age. I mean I get it, he’s mad at the implication that his age would hinder his ability to perform. But hey Tom… You are too old. But not in the way you want to hear it. You’re like a … Continue reading Tom Brady Is Too Old