Tom Brady Is Too Old

This fuckin’ guy… All social media has been showing me are all these clips of Tom running around making tongue in cheek comments about his age. I mean I get it, he’s mad at the implication that his age would hinder his ability to perform. But hey Tom… You are too old. But not in the way you want to hear it. You’re like a … Continue reading Tom Brady Is Too Old

The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

I know what you’re thinking. “If we let the Eagles win again, we’re putting the entire country at risk. Another Philly parade would reach World War Z levels.” And there’s a chance you’re right, but that has to be a risk we are willing to take. Bear with me for a sec. People don’t know this, but Giants fans had just as much riding on last … Continue reading The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

Can I Say The Patriots Are Fine? Or Are You All Just Going To Freak Out?

Guys, you lost two games. Holy shit. Calm the fuck down. You lost a total fluke game to  Miami. Yessss, I know, the Dolphins always play you hard at home. Do you know who else does? Pretty much every home team in a divisional game. And you had a bad game against the Steelers. That’s all it was. So stop reading into it. It was … Continue reading Can I Say The Patriots Are Fine? Or Are You All Just Going To Freak Out?

The New England Patriots Canceled Afternoon Practice So The Coaching Staff Can Attend Sensitivity Training

FOXBOROUGH, MA – In recent weeks the defending AFC champs, the new England Patriots, have come under fire from players around the league for their team environment. 49ers D-End Cassius Marsh, Eagles Tackle Lane Johnson, along with teammate Brandon Brooks have all taken their shots. Well, Robert Kraft has heard these accusations loud and clear and has quickly taken action. After speaking with recently appointed … Continue reading The New England Patriots Canceled Afternoon Practice So The Coaching Staff Can Attend Sensitivity Training

Coach K Has Fully Bought Into The TB12 Method: An Investigative Report

Some things just can’t be ignored. While it’s been discussed a little bit, I don’t think people really understand how baffling it is that John Calipari has now been worked by Coach K in recruiting the last two years. The same John Calipari who convinced nine top recruits to join the same team a few years back, understanding they’d split time, knowing they would not … Continue reading Coach K Has Fully Bought Into The TB12 Method: An Investigative Report

Gronk Walked Into The Wrong House And May Retire From The NFL To Stay With The Family

FOXBOROUGH, MA: Mystery has shrouded Patriots Tight End, Rob Gronkowski ever since he’s hinted at retirement following Super Bowl LII. Since then, reports about a potential career in acting or in the WWE have surfaced along with others that claim there is a growing rift between Gronkowski’s antics and Bill Belichick’s philosophies. As it turns out, none of these reports are even close to the … Continue reading Gronk Walked Into The Wrong House And May Retire From The NFL To Stay With The Family

Bill Belichick Might Be In Love With Danny Amendola

MIAMI, FL – Many were left puzzled last week when a picture of New England Patriots Head Coach, Bill Belichick sitting in the lobby of the Miami Dolphin’s facility surfaced. While some, mainly in Boston, have lazily labeled this as, “just Bill being Bill,” it seems that there is a much deeper rhyme to his reason. According to sources, Belichick’s presence in Miami was the … Continue reading Bill Belichick Might Be In Love With Danny Amendola