Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

I mean why the fuck not at this point. Eli Manning is done, his legs are done, his arm is done, his brain is done (not due to CTE. I got you’re back, Mr. Goodell). It’s terrifying because there is no other option. Even if I did think putting Kyle Lauletta behind center was a good idea, all we’d do is destroy his I-AA confidence … Continue reading Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan

This has been bothering me. As a Giants fan, we’ve always been the older brother in the Tri-State area. We were the brother that went to an IVY League school while the Jets scraped by at a SUNY. While the Giants would be helping an old lady cross the street, the Jets were kicking pigeons into oncoming traffic. Giants fans bought the keg for the … Continue reading For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan

If I Had It My Way, Saquon Barkley Would Never Come Off The Bench

Fun fact, I’m a Giants fan. When I was 6 years old, I wore a Jets Keyshawn Johnson jersey to a family event. My grandmother, god bless her soul (she’s dead), grabbed me and said, “What the fuck are you wearing? Take that off!” It was my first time hearing a swear word and also the first time I smelled whiskey breath. Needless to say, … Continue reading If I Had It My Way, Saquon Barkley Would Never Come Off The Bench