So The Giants Didn’t Get The Prom Queen

When I was in High School I went to prom. Twice, not a big deal. One year I had my sights set on the most popular girl in school, let’s call her Carly Benziger. No, I wasn’t the most popular guy, but why should that stop me? I was on the varsity football team, I wasn’t losing my hair (yet), and I recently got some … Continue reading So The Giants Didn’t Get The Prom Queen

After 16 Years Philip Rivers Is Finally Playing Like A Giant

So last night the San Diego (yes, San Diego) Chargers took on the Kansas City Chiefs in Mexico City. Spoiler alert, The Chiefs won in the most predictable fashion possible: A Philip Rivers interception on a game winning drive. CHIEFS END IT IN STYLE (via @NFL) pic.twitter.com/Y1CuXP0hWB — The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) November 19, 2019 If you were looking for an upset, I’d look at the … Continue reading After 16 Years Philip Rivers Is Finally Playing Like A Giant

An Ode To The Best Dog A Giants Fan Could Ever Ask For

Well, we knew this was coming. We didn’t know if it would take this long, which has been both a blessing and a curse, but the day has finally come. After 15 years, some good, some difficult, we must say goodbye to one of the most important people in our lives. Eli Manning. Coming to grips with the concept of losing something, or someone, you … Continue reading An Ode To The Best Dog A Giants Fan Could Ever Ask For

The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.

Sorry to be the one to puncture your boners, Giants fans, but this winning streak is bad. Very bad. I’m terrified right now. All I can do is try to breathe. See, as nice as it is to open up my Bleacher Report app and see this and this I have to be realistic about things. Team’s that go 4-0 in the preseason always fail … Continue reading The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.

WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!

Drive 1: Every single Daniel Jones pass -5/5, 67 yds and a TD 👀 Say goodbye, Eli pic.twitter.com/MURmdOceVD — Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 8, 2019 Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly Shit… I didn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t. I saw the future. And boy was it bright. Listen, I’m a smart football fan. I know how stupid the preseason is. I know it’s never something to get excited about. … Continue reading WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!

Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?

Seriously though. What memory have I repressed that leads me to just automatically side with Odell Beckham regardless of the situation? Was I at the club when Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bob’d himself in 2008? And now I just feel bad for every good receiver we’ve had since? Maybe I don’t want to know, because it must have been really bad. If you’re unaware to what … Continue reading Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?

As A Giants Fan, I’m A Huge Jets Fan

You gotta love this team, man! You gotta love this team! In case you were also moving your little brother across NYC to a loft, 6 floors up, with no elevator in the East Village yesterday, let me catch you up. Yesterday the New York Jets fired their General Manager of 3 years, Mike McCagnan, and named Head Coach, Adam Gase, as the Interim GM. … Continue reading As A Giants Fan, I’m A Huge Jets Fan