The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

I know what you’re thinking. “If we let the Eagles win again, we’re putting the entire country at risk. Another Philly parade would reach World War Z levels.” And there’s a chance you’re right, but that has to be a risk we are willing to take. Bear with me for a sec. People don’t know this, but Giants fans had just as much riding on last … Continue reading The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

A Giants Fan’s Letter To Jaguars Fans

Dear Jacksonville, I want you to know that you’re not alone. I get it. I’ve been there. Hell, I’m there now. I understand what it’s like to make the playoffs one year, think you finally have it all figured out, only to have reality punch you in the face like Leonard Fournette would a Buffalo Bills D-Lineman. Some could say it’s like Odell Beckham getting … Continue reading A Giants Fan’s Letter To Jaguars Fans

Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

I mean why the fuck not at this point. Eli Manning is done, his legs are done, his arm is done, his brain is done (not due to CTE. I got you’re back, Mr. Goodell). It’s terrifying because there is no other option. Even if I did think putting Kyle Lauletta behind center was a good idea, all we’d do is destroy his I-AA confidence … Continue reading Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan

This has been bothering me. As a Giants fan, we’ve always been the older brother in the Tri-State area. We were the brother that went to an IVY League school while the Jets scraped by at a SUNY. While the Giants would be helping an old lady cross the street, the Jets were kicking pigeons into oncoming traffic. Giants fans bought the keg for the … Continue reading For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan

If I Had It My Way, Saquon Barkley Would Never Come Off The Bench

Fun fact, I’m a Giants fan. When I was 6 years old, I wore a Jets Keyshawn Johnson jersey to a family event. My grandmother, god bless her soul (she’s dead), grabbed me and said, “What the fuck are you wearing? Take that off!” It was my first time hearing a swear word and also the first time I smelled whiskey breath. Needless to say, … Continue reading If I Had It My Way, Saquon Barkley Would Never Come Off The Bench