When I was in High School I went to prom. Twice, not a big deal. One year I had my sights set on the most popular girl in school, let’s call her Carly Benziger. No, I wasn’t the most popular guy, but why should that stop me? I was on the varsity football team, I wasn’t losing my hair (yet), and I recently got some … Continue reading So The Giants Didn’t Get The Prom Queen
So last night the San Diego (yes, San Diego) Chargers took on the Kansas City Chiefs in Mexico City. Spoiler alert, The Chiefs won in the most predictable fashion possible: A Philip Rivers interception on a game winning drive. CHIEFS END IT IN STYLE (via @NFL) pic.twitter.com/Y1CuXP0hWB — The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) November 19, 2019 If you were looking for an upset, I’d look at the … Continue reading After 16 Years Philip Rivers Is Finally Playing Like A Giant
Well, we knew this was coming. We didn’t know if it would take this long, which has been both a blessing and a curse, but the day has finally come. After 15 years, some good, some difficult, we must say goodbye to one of the most important people in our lives. Eli Manning. Coming to grips with the concept of losing something, or someone, you … Continue reading An Ode To The Best Dog A Giants Fan Could Ever Ask For
Sorry to be the one to puncture your boners, Giants fans, but this winning streak is bad. Very bad. I’m terrified right now. All I can do is try to breathe. See, as nice as it is to open up my Bleacher Report app and see this and this I have to be realistic about things. Team’s that go 4-0 in the preseason always fail … Continue reading The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.
Drive 1: Every single Daniel Jones pass -5/5, 67 yds and a TD 👀 Say goodbye, Eli pic.twitter.com/MURmdOceVD — Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 8, 2019 Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly Shit… I didn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t. I saw the future. And boy was it bright. Listen, I’m a smart football fan. I know how stupid the preseason is. I know it’s never something to get excited about. … Continue reading WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!
Seriously though. What memory have I repressed that leads me to just automatically side with Odell Beckham regardless of the situation? Was I at the club when Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bob’d himself in 2008? And now I just feel bad for every good receiver we’ve had since? Maybe I don’t want to know, because it must have been really bad. If you’re unaware to what … Continue reading Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?
You gotta love this team, man! You gotta love this team! In case you were also moving your little brother across NYC to a loft, 6 floors up, with no elevator in the East Village yesterday, let me catch you up. Yesterday the New York Jets fired their General Manager of 3 years, Mike McCagnan, and named Head Coach, Adam Gase, as the Interim GM. … Continue reading As A Giants Fan, I’m A Huge Jets Fan
As anyone who skimmed through the NBA box scores before getting to the real news this morning, like myself, you may have seen this story making the rounds. If your someone who skims the real stories to actually read about the Golden State Warriors Memorial Playoffs (why?), you may be missing some context. Long story short, Odell sent a tweet explaining why he didn’t travel … Continue reading So Odell Beckham Said Some Things
First they traded Eli Apple, and I said nothing. Then they traded Damon Harrison, and I said nothing. Then they let Landon Collins walk, and I said nothing. Then they traded Odell Beckham Jr. and I realized there was no one left to stand for me. Except Eli, until he falls down at the first sign of pressure. I say this, not because it’s true, … Continue reading Breaking Down A Giants Fan’s Mental Breakdown
I know what you’re thinking. “If we let the Eagles win again, we’re putting the entire country at risk. Another Philly parade would reach World War Z levels.” And there’s a chance you’re right, but that has to be a risk we are willing to take. Bear with me for a sec. People don’t know this, but Giants fans had just as much riding on last … Continue reading The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat