As A Giants Fan, I’m A Huge Jets Fan

You gotta love this team, man! You gotta love this team! In case you were also moving your little brother across NYC to a loft, 6 floors up, with no elevator in the East Village yesterday, let me catch you up. Yesterday the New York Jets fired their General Manager of 3 years, Mike McCagnan, and named Head Coach, Adam Gase, as the Interim GM. … Continue reading As A Giants Fan, I’m A Huge Jets Fan

So Odell Beckham Said Some Things

As anyone who skimmed through the NBA box scores before getting to the real news this morning, like myself, you may have seen this story making the rounds. If your someone who skims the real stories to actually read about the Golden State Warriors Memorial Playoffs (why?), you may be missing some context. Long story short, Odell sent a tweet explaining why he didn’t travel … Continue reading So Odell Beckham Said Some Things

Breaking Down A Giants Fan’s Mental Breakdown

First they traded Eli Apple, and I said nothing. Then they traded Damon Harrison, and I said nothing. Then they let Landon Collins walk, and I said nothing. Then they traded Odell Beckham Jr. and I realized there was no one left to stand for me. Except Eli, until he falls down at the first sign of pressure. I say this, not because it’s true, … Continue reading Breaking Down A Giants Fan’s Mental Breakdown

The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

I know what you’re thinking. “If we let the Eagles win again, we’re putting the entire country at risk. Another Philly parade would reach World War Z levels.” And there’s a chance you’re right, but that has to be a risk we are willing to take. Bear with me for a sec. People don’t know this, but Giants fans had just as much riding on last … Continue reading The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

A Giants Fan’s Letter To Jaguars Fans

Dear Jacksonville, I want you to know that you’re not alone. I get it. I’ve been there. Hell, I’m there now. I understand what it’s like to make the playoffs one year, think you finally have it all figured out, only to have reality punch you in the face like Leonard Fournette would a Buffalo Bills D-Lineman. Some could say it’s like Odell Beckham getting … Continue reading A Giants Fan’s Letter To Jaguars Fans

Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

I mean why the fuck not at this point. Eli Manning is done, his legs are done, his arm is done, his brain is done (not due to CTE. I got you’re back, Mr. Goodell). It’s terrifying because there is no other option. Even if I did think putting Kyle Lauletta behind center was a good idea, all we’d do is destroy his I-AA confidence … Continue reading Eli Manning Needs To Start Taking Saquon’s Blood If He Wants To Be Good

For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan

This has been bothering me. As a Giants fan, we’ve always been the older brother in the Tri-State area. We were the brother that went to an IVY League school while the Jets scraped by at a SUNY. While the Giants would be helping an old lady cross the street, the Jets were kicking pigeons into oncoming traffic. Giants fans bought the keg for the … Continue reading For The First Time Ever, I’m Questioning If Being A Giants Fan Is Better Than Being A Jets Fan