The AB, Rooney Meeting Was Probably The “Must-Watch” Sporting Event Of The Year

I can’t imagine something this important going untelevised since the first time the NBA used captains to draft teams. Such an unbelievably missed opportunity for everyone still trying to get over the loss of the NFL season and the AAF, as a whole, in the same calendar month. Now there’s three ways to go about looking at this meeting. One is believing that this was … Continue reading The AB, Rooney Meeting Was Probably The “Must-Watch” Sporting Event Of The Year

As A Slacker, I Have A Bone To Pick With Nick Foles

This story is a week old. I’d apologize for being late on this, but that would take away from the legitimacy of the title. Show me a self-proclaimed slacker that does something on time, I’ll show you a liar… who probably has a job. Long story short, news broke last week that the Eagles were going to pick up Nick Foles $20 million option for … Continue reading As A Slacker, I Have A Bone To Pick With Nick Foles

Julian Edelman Could Tear This Team Apart

Imagine this, you just lost the Super Bowl, but it wasn’t you’re fault. You did everything you could. Caught 14 passes from the running back position, ran for 29 yards on 6 attempts… okay so you were only a factor in the passing game, but still. Despite a record winning performance, it’s all for naught. You won’t be able to hoist the trophy you’ve worked … Continue reading Julian Edelman Could Tear This Team Apart

I’m Already Incredibly Disappointed In The Super Bowl Parade

Say what you want about Philadelphia. Say they’re classless, say they’re stupid for having fictional heroes, say dumpster pools prove that they are, in fact, trash people, hell, even say that gas station’s are horrible sources for food options. But don’t say they don’t know how to celebrate a Super Bowl. (Great Video Below) And as much as I hate Philly, and the people that … Continue reading I’m Already Incredibly Disappointed In The Super Bowl Parade

Inside A Pats Fan’s Mind During Super Bowl Week

As I’ve said before, I’ve been living among Boston Sports fans for 9 years now. I’ve taken a lot of notes on how these people tick and I’ve got them figured out to a science. Fortunately, we’re in a great time in the calendar year. Maybe my favorite week. Super Bowl Week. From now to Sunday, I can map out how everyone in this city … Continue reading Inside A Pats Fan’s Mind During Super Bowl Week

OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin

If you haven’t heard by now, ESPN published an amazing article on the ineptitude of the Cleveland Browns under Owner, Jimmy Haslem. It should be noted, it’s author, Seth Wickersham, has had credibility issues in the past. However, I don’t care about any of them. I ate up every word of the article like a Clevelander eats horse shit. As I read the whole thing, … Continue reading OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin

Tom Brady Is Too Old

This fuckin’ guy… All social media has been showing me are all these clips of Tom running around making tongue in cheek comments about his age. I mean I get it, he’s mad at the implication that his age would hinder his ability to perform. But hey Tom… You are too old. But not in the way you want to hear it. You’re like a … Continue reading Tom Brady Is Too Old