So there were a bunch of big headlines after Week 1 in the NFL. Sammy Watkins simply needed 5 years to find his groove, the Cleveland Browns undefeated train never left the station, Kyler Murray does a lot for short guys and white guys alike in proving size doesn’t matter, and nothing matters anymore after Antonio Brown signed with the New England Patriots. The most … Continue reading So How About These Milennials In Miami?
First off, we take you live to Buffalo, NY to see how they are handling this news: I will simply never get over how lucky that city is for not having to deal with Antonio Brown. But I have to look at both sides here. This simply cannot all be on AB. It just can’t. Football is a sport that preaches accountability, and the Oakland … Continue reading Here’s Why The Raiders Are In The Wrong Regarding Antonio Brown
Hey Andrew, Heard the news. Sad stuff. But I get it. I, too, have found myself unexpectedly unemployed. Some might point out that getting “fired” or “laid off” or “being unable to be trusted in a 9-5 cube job” are very different than leaving on your own free will, but I simply don’t see it that way. Unemployed is unemployed. So, first thing you need … Continue reading Life Advice For Andrew Luck
Sorry to be the one to puncture your boners, Giants fans, but this winning streak is bad. Very bad. I’m terrified right now. All I can do is try to breathe. See, as nice as it is to open up my Bleacher Report app and see this and this I have to be realistic about things. Team’s that go 4-0 in the preseason always fail … Continue reading The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.
Drive 1: Every single Daniel Jones pass -5/5, 67 yds and a TD 👀 Say goodbye, Eli pic.twitter.com/MURmdOceVD — Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 8, 2019 Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly Shit… I didn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t. I saw the future. And boy was it bright. Listen, I’m a smart football fan. I know how stupid the preseason is. I know it’s never something to get excited about. … Continue reading WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!
Per NFL.com In this article you can find the following quote: “Previously, Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones said Dallas wouldn’t be “market-setters.” Each player’s salary falling in the “top five,” as Slater reported, would be in line with the Cowboys stance.” To that I say, “…what?” We’re talking about Dak(tice). Not a game, not a game, not a game. We’re talking about Dak(tice.) Zeke Elliot? Totally … Continue reading So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?
Training camp has started. There have been run of the mill storylines about undrafted rookies becoming stars in practice, kicking competitions that aren’t really competitions, O-Lineman catching punts to give everyone a day off, injuries, suspensions, and so on. It’s been fun. But, as I said, these stories happen every year. I really haven’t felt the need to write about them because of how repetitive … Continue reading Danny Amendola Scares The Ever Living Shit Out Of Me