Breaking Down A Giants Fan’s Mental Breakdown

First they traded Eli Apple, and I said nothing. Then they traded Damon Harrison, and I said nothing. Then they let Landon Collins walk, and I said nothing. Then they traded Odell Beckham Jr. and I realized there was no one left to stand for me. Except Eli, until he falls down at the first sign of pressure. I say this, not because it’s true, … Continue reading Breaking Down A Giants Fan’s Mental Breakdown

Can Alabama Beat The Washington Redskins

Discussing the possibility the University of Alabama football team defeating an NFL team is one of the all time debates. It’s up there with veganism vs. meat eating, the moon landing, and, of course, the role of government supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology. But we all know how that last one turned out. With ‘Bama vs. the NFL, cooler heads will prevail, more … Continue reading Can Alabama Beat The Washington Redskins

There’s Only One Place That Johnny Manziel Can Go Now

And its not the XFL… Listen, we, as a society, need to stop this. We need to stop wanting to see Johnny Manziel on a football field. And please know, I’m part of the problem. I watched that one CFL game ESPN aired where he threw 4 picks in the first half. Any time you tell me Johnny Football is going to be involved, I’m … Continue reading There’s Only One Place That Johnny Manziel Can Go Now

The AB, Rooney Meeting Was Probably The “Must-Watch” Sporting Event Of The Year

I can’t imagine something this important going untelevised since the first time the NBA used captains to draft teams. Such an unbelievably missed opportunity for everyone still trying to get over the loss of the NFL season and the AAF, as a whole, in the same calendar month. Now there’s three ways to go about looking at this meeting. One is believing that this was … Continue reading The AB, Rooney Meeting Was Probably The “Must-Watch” Sporting Event Of The Year

As A Slacker, I Have A Bone To Pick With Nick Foles

This story is a week old. I’d apologize for being late on this, but that would take away from the legitimacy of the title. Show me a self-proclaimed slacker that does something on time, I’ll show you a liar… who probably has a job. Long story short, news broke last week that the Eagles were going to pick up Nick Foles $20 million option for … Continue reading As A Slacker, I Have A Bone To Pick With Nick Foles

Julian Edelman Could Tear This Team Apart

Imagine this, you just lost the Super Bowl, but it wasn’t you’re fault. You did everything you could. Caught 14 passes from the running back position, ran for 29 yards on 6 attempts… okay so you were only a factor in the passing game, but still. Despite a record winning performance, it’s all for naught. You won’t be able to hoist the trophy you’ve worked … Continue reading Julian Edelman Could Tear This Team Apart

I’m Already Incredibly Disappointed In The Super Bowl Parade

Say what you want about Philadelphia. Say they’re classless, say they’re stupid for having fictional heroes, say dumpster pools prove that they are, in fact, trash people, hell, even say that gas station’s are horrible sources for food options. But don’t say they don’t know how to celebrate a Super Bowl. (Great Video Below) And as much as I hate Philly, and the people that … Continue reading I’m Already Incredibly Disappointed In The Super Bowl Parade