Inside A Pats Fan’s Mind During Super Bowl Week

As I’ve said before, I’ve been living among Boston Sports fans for 9 years now. I’ve taken a lot of notes on how these people tick and I’ve got them figured out to a science. Fortunately, we’re in a great time in the calendar year. Maybe my favorite week. Super Bowl Week. From now to Sunday, I can map out how everyone in this city … Continue reading Inside A Pats Fan’s Mind During Super Bowl Week

OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin

If you haven’t heard by now, ESPN published an amazing article on the ineptitude of the Cleveland Browns under Owner, Jimmy Haslem. It should be noted, it’s author, Seth Wickersham, has had credibility issues in the past. However, I don’t care about any of them. I ate up every word of the article like a Clevelander eats horse shit. As I read the whole thing, … Continue reading OK, So Cleveland’s Front Office Is Dunder Mifflin

Tom Brady Is Too Old

This fuckin’ guy… All social media has been showing me are all these clips of Tom running around making tongue in cheek comments about his age. I mean I get it, he’s mad at the implication that his age would hinder his ability to perform. But hey Tom… You are too old. But not in the way you want to hear it. You’re like a … Continue reading Tom Brady Is Too Old

I Don’t Get What Everyone Is So Upset About

So… what’s the big deal? Have people forgotten how we thought this season was going to go? Clearly they have. Just a classic case of millennial A.D.D. I guess. Remember back in the preseason when everyone and their mother was getting penalized for aggressive hits? Like if a fan’s butt brushed too hard against someones knees when shimmying to their seat, they got flagged. Or, … Continue reading I Don’t Get What Everyone Is So Upset About

Adam Vinatieri, The Kicker’s Kicker, Saved Cody Parkey’s Career This Weekend

It’s been eight days since Cody Parkey predictably ended the Chicago Bears’ season and we, as a society, haven’t really known how to handle it yet. It’s a sign of the times. Back in my day, if you missed crucial, makable kicks, you were crucified. You were kicked to the street, spit on by fans, had your jersey burned by the one guy who had … Continue reading Adam Vinatieri, The Kicker’s Kicker, Saved Cody Parkey’s Career This Weekend

Shut Up About Kyler Murray

  Stop trying to make Kyler Murray happen. Kyler Murray isn’t going to happen. Everything I’ve seen (2 Instagram posts) says “Member of the Oakland Athletics organization believes Kyler Murray will enter NFL Draft.” This is what we’re losing our minds over? This!? If we’re being realistic, the guy is coming off the last 4 months, in which he was the best football player in … Continue reading Shut Up About Kyler Murray

The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat

I know what you’re thinking. “If we let the Eagles win again, we’re putting the entire country at risk. Another Philly parade would reach World War Z levels.” And there’s a chance you’re right, but that has to be a risk we are willing to take. Bear with me for a sec. People don’t know this, but Giants fans had just as much riding on last … Continue reading The Best Thing Giants Fans Can Ask For Is An Eagles Repeat