WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!

Drive 1: Every single Daniel Jones pass -5/5, 67 yds and a TD 👀 Say goodbye, Eli pic.twitter.com/MURmdOceVD — Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 8, 2019 Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly Shit… I didn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t. I saw the future. And boy was it bright. Listen, I’m a smart football fan. I know how stupid the preseason is. I know it’s never something to get excited about. … Continue reading WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!

So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?

Per NFL.com In this article you can find the following quote: “Previously, Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones said Dallas wouldn’t be “market-setters.” Each player’s salary falling in the “top five,” as Slater reported, would be in line with the Cowboys stance.” To that I say, “…what?” We’re talking about Dak(tice). Not a game, not a game, not a game. We’re talking about Dak(tice.) Zeke Elliot? Totally … Continue reading So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?

Danny Amendola Scares The Ever Living Shit Out Of Me

Training camp has started. There have been run of the mill storylines about undrafted rookies becoming stars in practice, kicking competitions that aren’t really competitions, O-Lineman catching punts to give everyone a day off, injuries, suspensions, and so on. It’s been fun. But, as I said, these stories happen every year. I really haven’t felt the need to write about them because of how repetitive … Continue reading Danny Amendola Scares The Ever Living Shit Out Of Me

Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?

Seriously though. What memory have I repressed that leads me to just automatically side with Odell Beckham regardless of the situation? Was I at the club when Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bob’d himself in 2008? And now I just feel bad for every good receiver we’ve had since? Maybe I don’t want to know, because it must have been really bad. If you’re unaware to what … Continue reading Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?

Good News: I’m A NASCAR Guy Now, Bad News: See Good News

I went to my first NASCAR race this past weekend in Loudon, New Hampshire. A very appropriate name for a town that hosts a car racing event. After years of glossing over a few laps on FOX on slow summer weekends, and having it forced upon me by my roommate, I finally get it. A NASCAR event is an experience in the truest sense of … Continue reading Good News: I’m A NASCAR Guy Now, Bad News: See Good News

Breaking News: America Is Being Oppressed By Europe Again

I just got to work, my manager is out today, so I have a little bit more freedom in my internet searches for the time being. After I exhaust myself from going through the automated emails our IT systems send us in the middle of the night, which is always riveting stuff, I need something else to occupy my time. Naturally, with a golf major … Continue reading Breaking News: America Is Being Oppressed By Europe Again

Why Go To Area 51 When You Can Go To The NBA Headquarters

In the last few days, you’ve probably seen the internet petition/joke/suicide mission to invade Area 51 to see some aliens. “They can’t stop all of us,” is the mantra and it’s sound logic, really. I know the Air Force is the Air Force, and guns are guns, but a million people is a million people. I mean, have you ever seen World War Z? But … Continue reading Why Go To Area 51 When You Can Go To The NBA Headquarters