Like most of you, I lie awake in bed thinking about get rich quick schemes. Naturally, these present themselves as an intermission between the classics such as, “How can I peacefully, non-tragically, die by tomorrow so I can avoid work?” or “Seriously, how hard is it to rob a bank at gunpoint?” and, of course, “I need to close this porn video. It’s been 30 … Continue reading I Need To Be A D-Lineman In The AFC South