I’m unemployed right now so I’m watching every single sport you can imagine. French Open? Yup. European Golf Tour? Yes, but only because of the announcers. One time they used the word “supple” to describe the fairway. I have no idea if that even makes sense, but it was amazing. I thought that word was only used to describe breasts, but I digress. Before you … Continue reading Being Unemployed Has Sent Me Down The Weirdest Sports Rabbit Holes That Cable Has To Offer

TAMPA BAY, FL – It’s not often that an NFL team releases an official statement at the start of the offseason that they are keeping their coach. Yet, that’s exactly what the Tampa Bay Buccaneers did last January after their season ended with a disappointing 5-11 record. The move ensures the starting quarterback role will be held, once again, by former number 1 pick, Jameis … Continue reading Hot Seat? Not One Buccaneer Attended Jameis Winton’s and Dirk Cotter’s Cover Band Show

WASHINGTON D.C. – As the Alabama Crimson Tide football team exited their busses and entered 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. there was a nervous excitement in the air. Some marvelled at the epicenter of American democracy, others were tense from being in the presence of a controversial president, and Nick Saban was trying to sneak back on the bus to drive it to neighboring St. John’s College … Continue reading It Looks Like Donald Trump Meant To Invite UCF To The White House