In the last few weeks we’ve seen videos pop up that shows NFL players, specifically Jacksonville’s Leonard Fournette and LA’s Marcus Peters, getting fed up with fans and walking to the stands to square up. Which I’m a huge supporter of. When you’re at work and people are acting out of line, sometimes you have to speak up. Just the other day, a guy on … Continue reading Which NFL Player Can A Fan Actually Take In A Fight?
Guys, you lost two games. Holy shit. Calm the fuck down. You lost a total fluke game to Miami. Yessss, I know, the Dolphins always play you hard at home. Do you know who else does? Pretty much every home team in a divisional game. And you had a bad game against the Steelers. That’s all it was. So stop reading into it. It was … Continue reading Can I Say The Patriots Are Fine? Or Are You All Just Going To Freak Out?
That title isn’t entirely accurate. The real feat is causing us to be inexplicably shocked every year by the inept decision making of Cincinnati’s front office. I only titled it the way I did because the last sentence would’ve been too long. As football fans are aware, the Bengals have been appointment comedy following their last game of the season for the last few years … Continue reading The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played Was Convincing Us The Bengals Figure It Out Every Year
Does anyone remember the big issue with Minnesota’s new stadium when it was rolled out a few years back? It’s a crisis over there. I don’t even know what they’re gonna do when they find out about the bee’s. God help them, but that’s another conversation for another time. One thing at a time. Contrary to the date of that headline, this problem goes back … Continue reading Karma’s A Bitch: Vikings Are Finally Getting What’s Coming To Them
Like most of you, I lie awake in bed thinking about get rich quick schemes. Naturally, these present themselves as an intermission between the classics such as, “How can I peacefully, non-tragically, die by tomorrow so I can avoid work?” or “Seriously, how hard is it to rob a bank at gunpoint?” and, of course, “I need to close this porn video. It’s been 30 … Continue reading I Need To Be A D-Lineman In The AFC South
Some experts say, “maybe.” Fact: Ryan Day has never lost a game as a head coach, going 3-0 to start the season as Acting Head Coach. Fact: Jim Harbaugh has lost a game as a head coach. Fact: Ryan means “little king.” His name literally translates to “Day of the King.” Fact: Jim, short for James, is derived from the Hebrew name, Jacob, which means … Continue reading Is Ryan Day A Better Coach Than Jim Harbaugh?
This is a quick blog, but does anyone know what I’m talking about? During the Baltimore/Atlanta game, Ravens starting QB, Lamar Jackson, went down for a few plays with an injury. In his place went the one-time NFL starlet, Robert Griffin III, aka RG3. The color announcer, Tony Romo, started ranting about how Griffin has a new persona. How he’s changed his attitude since his … Continue reading Real Quick: Did Anyone Else Hear That Weird Thing About RG3 “Rob” Griffin’s New Persona?