US Olympians Still Stranded In Pyongchang After Delta Forgets Olympics Were Going On

PYONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA – Seoul, we have a problem. It turns out that Delta failing to upgrade the USA Men’s gold medal winning Curling Team to first class was the least of their problems. “We honestly forgot the Olympics were going on after Shaun White won gold last month.” (It was three months ago) said a spokesman for Delta. When pressed further on the matter, … Continue reading US Olympians Still Stranded In Pyongchang After Delta Forgets Olympics Were Going On

Kawhi Leonard Is Just Mad That No One Went To His Birthday Party

SAN ANTONIO, TX – A mystery that has confused the NBA all season, Kawhi Leonard’s frustrating absence from the Spurs, may has possibly been solved. The date, March 27, 2017, the location, Spurs Headquarters in San Antonio, a discrepancy occurred that would end up affecting the entire NBA, the San Antonio Spurs forgot to send Leonard’s birthday invitations, and at the party weeks later, nobody … Continue reading Kawhi Leonard Is Just Mad That No One Went To His Birthday Party

Blake Griffin’s Twin Should Be Playing For Him In Detroit

While everyone has beeb talking about today’s NBA stars during the playoffs I’ve been thinking about one of the stars of yester-year. Specifically, Blake Griffin and how he should get out Detroit. This is really just a win-win-win-win. The Clippers still get to blow up their team, Blake’s brother gets to go back to the NBA (99% sure Blake got him a spot on the … Continue reading Blake Griffin’s Twin Should Be Playing For Him In Detroit

Coach K Has Fully Bought Into The TB12 Method: An Investigative Report

Some things just can’t be ignored. While it’s been discussed a little bit, I don’t think people really understand how baffling it is that John Calipari has now been worked by Coach K in recruiting the last two years. The same John Calipari who convinced nine top recruits to join the same team a few years back, understanding they’d split time, knowing they would not … Continue reading Coach K Has Fully Bought Into The TB12 Method: An Investigative Report

Case Of The Mondays: Tom Coughlin Is Late To His Own Meeting

JACKSONVILLE, FL – It’s long been known among NFL circles that Tom Coughlin has a unique approach to keep his team punctual and accountable. Simply put, Coughlin turns back every clock in the facility 15 minutes backwards and expects everyone to follow suit. Those that fail to adapt and miss a meeting arrive to their locker the next day with a fine from the man … Continue reading Case Of The Mondays: Tom Coughlin Is Late To His Own Meeting

Update: LeBron Is Now Devoting 100% Of His Focus To Basketball

CLEVELAND, OH – Just days after announcing that he has a newfound perspective on life and will spend more time focusing on his family, LeBron James has now stated that he is 100% committed to his teammates. Last time we checked on LeBron, he was asked to leave a Go-Kart track a day after losing Game 1 to the Indiana Pacers. Today, he claims he’s … Continue reading Update: LeBron Is Now Devoting 100% Of His Focus To Basketball

NHL Forces Xfinity Center To Keep The Ice For Game 2 Of 76ers/Heat

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Since the dawn of time, fans have chosen the NBA over the NHL. It’s easier to watch, easier to understand, you can actually see the ball on TV, and Gary Bettman is sick of it. Marketing campaigns, fan engagement, international outreach has yielded poor results for years and it’s clear that the NFL is now trying their hand at direct marketing. Very … Continue reading NHL Forces Xfinity Center To Keep The Ice For Game 2 Of 76ers/Heat