Buffalo, NY: The Happiest Place On Earth

Now I know what some of you are thinking when you read that headline. But I’ve been thinking about it for the last few weeks, and I really think it’s true. I mean just the city itself has so much going for it. Buffalo Wings An easy escape from World War 3. And SUNY Buffalo got an A-Grade from a website I lazily looked up. … Continue reading Buffalo, NY: The Happiest Place On Earth

Why Do I Think All These College QB’s Are Good Now?

I’ve known since week 2 that the Giants were going to need a quarterback this year. Considering I was only 12 when we drafted Eli, I’ll go as far to say this is the first time in my life that I’ve ever had to go through this. It’s a mind fuck. Back in October I KNEW that none of these quarterbacks were going to be … Continue reading Why Do I Think All These College QB’s Are Good Now?

Baseball Has My Cage So Rattled Right Now

Full Disclosure: I don’t watch a lot of baseball. I am one of those guys that says “Oh, I’d much rather go to a game than watch on TV.” But when I go, I get sunburned, drunk, realize I can’t see the ball, and stop paying attention. I did watch at the start of the Yankees dynasty at the start of the 2000s but have … Continue reading Baseball Has My Cage So Rattled Right Now

Gronk Thoughts: A Moment Of Silence For Cam Newton Fans

This past Sunday, America looked at their phones in the middle of whichever underdog wasn’t playing Cinderella around 5pm to learn that the most talented tight end in the history of football, Rob Gronkowski, had retired. After struggling to read his Instagram caption about it, many took to the internet streets to voice their appreciation for the young man’s career. All except one circle, Cam … Continue reading Gronk Thoughts: A Moment Of Silence For Cam Newton Fans

I Forgot How Much Of An Emotional Roller Coaster Brackets Are

I just completed my first bracket, and holy shit. It starts with the utmost confidence. The first team you see is Duke vs. BumFuck U/Jagaloon State. You click “Duke” and you’re rollin’ It’s like a test you barely studied for, nail the first question, and start thinking, “I can do this.” Then you turn the page to question 2 and you see 8 VCU and … Continue reading I Forgot How Much Of An Emotional Roller Coaster Brackets Are

Breaking Down A Giants Fan’s Mental Breakdown

First they traded Eli Apple, and I said nothing. Then they traded Damon Harrison, and I said nothing. Then they let Landon Collins walk, and I said nothing. Then they traded Odell Beckham Jr. and I realized there was no one left to stand for me. Except Eli, until he falls down at the first sign of pressure. I say this, not because it’s true, … Continue reading Breaking Down A Giants Fan’s Mental Breakdown

Can Alabama Beat The Washington Redskins

Discussing the possibility the University of Alabama football team defeating an NFL team is one of the all time debates. It’s up there with veganism vs. meat eating, the moon landing, and, of course, the role of government supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology. But we all know how that last one turned out. With ‘Bama vs. the NFL, cooler heads will prevail, more … Continue reading Can Alabama Beat The Washington Redskins