Drive 1: Every single Daniel Jones pass -5/5, 67 yds and a TD 👀 Say goodbye, Eli pic.twitter.com/MURmdOceVD — Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 8, 2019 Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly Shit… I didn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t. I saw the future. And boy was it bright. Listen, I’m a smart football fan. I know how stupid the preseason is. I know it’s never something to get excited about. … Continue reading WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!
Per NFL.com In this article you can find the following quote: “Previously, Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones said Dallas wouldn’t be “market-setters.” Each player’s salary falling in the “top five,” as Slater reported, would be in line with the Cowboys stance.” To that I say, “…what?” We’re talking about Dak(tice). Not a game, not a game, not a game. We’re talking about Dak(tice.) Zeke Elliot? Totally … Continue reading So Everyone’s Just Okay With Dak Prescott Getting Top 5 QB Money?
Training camp has started. There have been run of the mill storylines about undrafted rookies becoming stars in practice, kicking competitions that aren’t really competitions, O-Lineman catching punts to give everyone a day off, injuries, suspensions, and so on. It’s been fun. But, as I said, these stories happen every year. I really haven’t felt the need to write about them because of how repetitive … Continue reading Danny Amendola Scares The Ever Living Shit Out Of Me
Seriously though. What memory have I repressed that leads me to just automatically side with Odell Beckham regardless of the situation? Was I at the club when Plaxico Burress Cheddar Bob’d himself in 2008? And now I just feel bad for every good receiver we’ve had since? Maybe I don’t want to know, because it must have been really bad. If you’re unaware to what … Continue reading Why Do I Always Support Odell Beckham No Matter What?
I went to my first NASCAR race this past weekend in Loudon, New Hampshire. A very appropriate name for a town that hosts a car racing event. After years of glossing over a few laps on FOX on slow summer weekends, and having it forced upon me by my roommate, I finally get it. A NASCAR event is an experience in the truest sense of … Continue reading Good News: I’m A NASCAR Guy Now, Bad News: See Good News
I just got to work, my manager is out today, so I have a little bit more freedom in my internet searches for the time being. After I exhaust myself from going through the automated emails our IT systems send us in the middle of the night, which is always riveting stuff, I need something else to occupy my time. Naturally, with a golf major … Continue reading Breaking News: America Is Being Oppressed By Europe Again
In the last few days, you’ve probably seen the internet petition/joke/suicide mission to invade Area 51 to see some aliens. “They can’t stop all of us,” is the mantra and it’s sound logic, really. I know the Air Force is the Air Force, and guns are guns, but a million people is a million people. I mean, have you ever seen World War Z? But … Continue reading Why Go To Area 51 When You Can Go To The NBA Headquarters