Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Something really special has to happen for me to open up my computer to actually write about baseball. Hot take, it’s boring. No joke, before last night, this was the coolest thing I’d seen in baseball since the Red Sox’ “beer and fried chicken” collapse of 2011. I remember being a little league umpire in my youth, and the head umps would always warn you … Continue reading Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

All I’m Thinking About Is Antonio Brown’s HOF Induction

This will hopefully be the last time I wrtie about Antonio Brown for a long time. As I’ve said before, I think we’re watching a severe case of CTE from a front row seat, and it’s a horror movie. Like horror movies, I hate watching them. I don’t understand the desire to purposefully feel negative emotions. I overly apologize as is, so I have enough … Continue reading All I’m Thinking About Is Antonio Brown’s HOF Induction

An Ode To The Best Dog A Giants Fan Could Ever Ask For

Well, we knew this was coming. We didn’t know if it would take this long, which has been both a blessing and a curse, but the day has finally come. After 15 years, some good, some difficult, we must say goodbye to one of the most important people in our lives. Eli Manning. Coming to grips with the concept of losing something, or someone, you … Continue reading An Ode To The Best Dog A Giants Fan Could Ever Ask For

So How About These Milennials In Miami?

So there were a bunch of big headlines after Week 1 in the NFL. Sammy Watkins simply needed 5 years to find his groove, the Cleveland Browns undefeated train never left the station, Kyler Murray does a lot for short guys and white guys alike in proving size doesn’t matter, and nothing matters anymore after Antonio Brown signed with the New England Patriots. The most … Continue reading So How About These Milennials In Miami?

Here’s Why The Raiders Are In The Wrong Regarding Antonio Brown

First off, we take you live to Buffalo, NY to see how they are handling this news: I will simply never get over how lucky that city is for not having to deal with Antonio Brown. But I have to look at both sides here. This simply cannot all be on AB. It just can’t. Football is a sport that preaches accountability, and the Oakland … Continue reading Here’s Why The Raiders Are In The Wrong Regarding Antonio Brown

Life Advice For Andrew Luck

Hey Andrew, Heard the news. Sad stuff. But I get it. I, too, have found myself unexpectedly unemployed. Some might point out that getting “fired” or “laid off” or “being unable to be trusted in a 9-5 cube job” are very different than leaving on your own free will, but I simply don’t see it that way. Unemployed is unemployed. So, first thing you need … Continue reading Life Advice For Andrew Luck

The US Open Is Causing Problems For Me

Yesterday was Monday. No one likes Mondays. Everyone knows that the more memes that apply to a day of the week, the worse it is. Hilarious. And Relatable. That’s why Wednesday has been leaning on that one Geico ad for the last 5 years. Because it isn’t that bad of a day. But I digress. Everyone has their own way of getting through the first … Continue reading The US Open Is Causing Problems For Me

The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.

Sorry to be the one to puncture your boners, Giants fans, but this winning streak is bad. Very bad. I’m terrified right now. All I can do is try to breathe. See, as nice as it is to open up my Bleacher Report app and see this and this I have to be realistic about things. Team’s that go 4-0 in the preseason always fail … Continue reading The Giants Are Undefeated In The Preseason. This Is Bad.

Maybe I’ve Been A Little Hard On Kim Kardashian…

I, like many, am not perfect. I sometimes judge a book by it’s cover. Sue me. And I’m not afraid to admit one of the biggest cases of that for me has been directed at Kim Kardashian. Now I won’t say Kim Kardashian was a book I judged, that may give her a little too much credit. I’d catagorize her more as a National Inquirer … Continue reading Maybe I’ve Been A Little Hard On Kim Kardashian…

WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!

Drive 1: Every single Daniel Jones pass -5/5, 67 yds and a TD 👀 Say goodbye, Eli pic.twitter.com/MURmdOceVD — Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 8, 2019 Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly Shit… I didn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t. I saw the future. And boy was it bright. Listen, I’m a smart football fan. I know how stupid the preseason is. I know it’s never something to get excited about. … Continue reading WELCOME TO THE JONES ZONE!!!